Young man, you're being called a milk dick because you claim to hate gays , but you're kissing another boy on the lips.
by Mr. Moose the 1st March 15, 2016
when a women puts a penis between a hair straighter and clamps it shut just when the man is about to ejaculate effectively "grilling" the semen
by pimpster69420 December 14, 2021
Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao 💀💀💀💀
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao 💀💀💀💀
by imp fuck2 August 02, 2022
Chocolate Milk is an example of High Demand and Low Supply. At school cafeterias, they are used as a currency to trade lunches.
To obtain a Chocolate Milk, you can either A: Pay for it like a Scrub, or B: Trade an item of food of equal or more value in exchange for Chocolate Milk.
Having Chocolate Milk, you shouldn't drink it, as it, like all other School Lunch foods, is made of sodomized Toxic Waste. Instead, use it to bargain other people out of lunch items that you think look good. Those with the most Chocolate Milk cartons are the most powerful, and thus can barter for more food items.
To obtain a Chocolate Milk, you can either A: Pay for it like a Scrub, or B: Trade an item of food of equal or more value in exchange for Chocolate Milk.
Having Chocolate Milk, you shouldn't drink it, as it, like all other School Lunch foods, is made of sodomized Toxic Waste. Instead, use it to bargain other people out of lunch items that you think look good. Those with the most Chocolate Milk cartons are the most powerful, and thus can barter for more food items.
Nolan: Hey, Jake, Can I have some of those Tater Tots?
Jake: Sure, but you gotta give me some of that Chocolate Milk
Nolan: Alright, Alright, you drive a hard bargain.
Nolan:*hands over milk*
Jake:*hands over tater tots*
Nolan: pleasure doing business with you, good sir.
Jake: Sure, but you gotta give me some of that Chocolate Milk
Nolan: Alright, Alright, you drive a hard bargain.
Nolan:*hands over milk*
Jake:*hands over tater tots*
Nolan: pleasure doing business with you, good sir.
by AntifaRedPanda September 09, 2020
Dami: that white girl is attractive
Rashaan: taking a sip of the milk of magnesia are we?
Or
Dami: im so in love with (white person)
Rashaan: you're knee deep in the milk of magnesia
Rashaan: taking a sip of the milk of magnesia are we?
Or
Dami: im so in love with (white person)
Rashaan: you're knee deep in the milk of magnesia
by Solomoon64 July 05, 2022
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