September 24

Give your crush a hug day!
It’s your day you don’t want him/her/them to know just give them a hug.

Oh look it’s september 24th! Want a hug??

by bomb.combakfjdkap September 23, 2021

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October 24!!!

The day you give your crush a scrunchie!

Girl: omg! I wanna give him a scrunchie
Friend: well it’s October 24 so you should
Girl: your right i will
Its October 24!!!

by One BigWhopper October 23, 2019

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24 Hour Guy

(N) A human of the male gender that refuses to text a female at any time within 24 hours of getting her number.

"I totally pegged you for a 24 hour guys."

by Ticaticayeayea April 13, 2015

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February 24

Lucys birthday

Damn shawty it’s February 24th that means it’s Lucy’s birthday

by Sexgodlucy January 22, 2021

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The measurements of the perfect female form. Of course this is only from the perspective of the body. If said female specimin has the boat race Face of Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer, all bets are off.

There are some things even the most perfect body cannot save from becoming a dumpster fire.

If you find a 36c-24-36 who is demure but sexy, wants to be a stay at home mother who home-schools your children, looks 10/10 with flour on her face whilst making your favorite cake after you've had a hard day at work, and says modern feminism is ridiculous, do everything you can to keep her for life. These creatures of feminine perfection are sadly on the decline. In fact one could say they are on the endangered species life!

Jim: I just found a 36c-24-36 in the library and she was reading a book on baking perfect desserts. She had the face of an angel and she wasn't dressed like a slut with more cleavage on show than a pornhub teen.
Dave: Are you sure you're not dreaming? Those things are more rare than Unicorns or Dodo's

by FeministKilla March 5, 2020

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