2-ton

A very large bowel movement. A large dump. Refers to 2 tons of fecal matter.

We have to wait at the bottom of the lift because our friend is taking a 2-ton

by Gumbiii February 7, 2010

2 screening

Watching TV at home and using your laptop at the same time to interact about what you are watching, using social networks.

Sarah: "Will you be watching the X-Factor auditions tonight?"
Tracy: "Definately, will be 2 screening on Twitter for extra funny comments"

by phatflaresblack March 3, 2010

TexAgs +2

An amateur golfer with USGA Ghin Index of legit +2 who never cheats, can drive the ball equal to or longer than long PGA tour pros, occasionally beats top professional golfers in a match, holds multiple course records at world famous golf courses, tournament tested, around age of 30 and with nerves of steel.

I'm a decent golfer with a handicap +2 but by no means as good as a TexAgs +2.

by U da Man! May 26, 2022

The Big 2

Lebron and D-Wade

Carlos Boozer tried to get in the head of Chris Bosh by saying the Big 2. LOL. Hey Derrick, we're playing the big 2

by Cav fan b4 and after LeBron November 30, 2011

December 2

National kiss your chrush day
Girl:hm should I?
Brain:Do it girly do it

Hey uhh it’s December 2 can I kiss u?

by Ariellynn1 December 1, 2022

May 2

National fuck your gf/bf day!

chad: hey jessica its may 2 ;)

jessica: what does that mean?

chad: its national fuck your gf day.

by xxsuckmydickxx April 30, 2022

February 2

The day where ur best friend is born. If yk anyone that was born today they are ur best friend and the best person yk. People born on this day are cool, smart, talkative around their friends but why around others, outgoing, funny, and really attractive.

My best friend was born on February 2, no wonder!

by Dazycrayday December 10, 2021