August 12, 2020

A day in August of 2020 where nothing of importance ever happened.

Nothing happened on August 12, 2020.

by Ashley but epic August 13, 2020

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Timothy 2:12

"I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."

By far the greatest Bible Verse of all time

Female Manager: "I need you to finish these reports by the end of the day"

Male Worker: "Sorry, i cant do it. Its against my religion."

Female Manager: "Oh yea? How is that?"

Male Worker: "I Timothy 2:12...Look it up"

by BISH BISH May 17, 2011

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12 pack abs

The belly one gets from drinking a 12 pack of beer every day where the abs are covered by a thick layer of fat.

Look at the 12 pack abs on that guy, he must drink a lot of beer.

by Takes balls to go by "Dick" March 4, 2011

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12:34 am

The time at which you should go to the sleepeth

Person A: What if you go to sleep
Person B: Nah, I'm not tired
Person A: But its 12:34 am
Person B: God damnit, now I have to sleep. Fuck you.

by Very Unaliveth January 26, 2021

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12 block shoes

12 block shoes
assignment of value to an article of chothing(isually shoes) by the number of blocks needed to chase you down to steal them

those are some (x) 12 block shoes.

by jeffyfresh February 18, 2017

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12 Days of Nuttmas

On the first day of Nuttmas my right hand gave to me one sweet release. On the second day of Nuttmas my right hand gave to me: 2 dirty Kleenex, and one sweet release. On the third day of Nuttmas my right hand gave to me: 3 crusty socks, 2 dirty Kleenex, and one sweet release. On the fourth day of Nuttmas . . .

Kincaid: Damn dude, I missed the start of Destroy Dick December!
J.C.: That blows dude! You could still participate in the 12 Days of Nuttmas!

by TheMandibularProminence December 4, 2017

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