Jason

a man with no hair, but thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

adam: who’s that thick boy with no hair

kenzie: that’s just Jason

by ppdestroyer_718 November 22, 2021

Jason

Da GOAT

Please Jason keep in going

by Gdydhdhhdyd November 7, 2022

Kevin and Jason

The ultimate OTP. These two can't get enough of each other and are constantly touching one another. As a couple, they take on challenges together and our very family orientated. They love kids and are looking to adopt in the future. Overall, a truly magnificent pair.

Ex: "Look there's Kevin and Jason, wow they are so in love"

by shitbrickofaphone April 28, 2017

Jason Donervan

A kebab shop located primarily within Clifton Triangle. This takeaway is a staple of Bristolian night life and has been running for around 24 years (2022). On 5th March 2022, Jason Donovan visited the Jason Donervan with Andi Peters on Live TV. This event happened on Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway.

"Did you watch Saturday Night Takeaway?"
"Nah"
"Jason Donovan visited the Jason Donervan near us!"

by spdat November 4, 2022

Jason

A nigga who got no drip and a small penis

Jason got clipped by Monica

by M08 X June 16, 2022

Jason Jr.

The guy that tries to take charge when the boss Jason is out of the office...

We were going out to eat lunch but Jason Jr. told us we had to invite the whole department.

by JSJ918 September 25, 2019

Jason Murphy

Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game

You’re such a jason murphy
“goes offline”

by BallZuckerBurger August 1, 2021