Ed Platinums

What did you drink last night?

Shared a carton of ed platinums with a mate, got shit faced.

by 95tzy July 28, 2009

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Fat Ed

Fat Ed is the largest man in the universe. Everyone fucks his Mom very violently and don’t forget, he’s dangerous and very, very fat.

“LOOK OUT! ITS FAT ED COMING TO EAT ALL THE FOOD!

by g59PLÄGUEg59 December 27, 2020

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Ruby Coombes' dad. Dont ask questions.

Wow i swear thats Ed Andersson? Yeah him and ruby cant stay off eachother

by EpicKKKmember November 20, 2021

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The beginning notes to Für Elise. You must be bored as hell if you typed this.

Person A: How do you play Für Elise?
Person B: Well, first it goes "ed#ed#ebdcaceabeabc".
Person A: Oh, yeah!

by Pyromaginary February 04, 2023

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Cess is another word for weed or the devil's lettuce. When you get cessed-ed it basically means you are getting high.

"Yo my nigga I just got cessed-ed."-Jay
"Nigga pass that weed."-Tae

by Artifactz April 28, 2017

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You look so ed sheeran today!
That guy is very ed sheeran.

by Coffee Jelly June 02, 2021

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i want ed sheeran to rail me with a fork

by suckmevageena February 05, 2022

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