zoey

You better keep this girl . She’s a real trooper . She has stuck with you through your busy ass schedule. And she still loves you . She loves coming to your games because her boyfriend looks so hot in his uniform. Your relationship revolves around when your boyfriend is not at the cages or practice. A baseball girlfriend is the type of girl that you want to keep because you know she’s a real supporter.

BF FRIENDS - dang ur girl is still with you. how do u have time for her .

BF - because i love her. zoey is amazing.

by chickenbugs July 18, 2019

Zoey

Her name means life and that is what she breathes into me every time I see her. It is a fact of life that she is the most gorgeous woman on the face of planet earth. She is always a joy to be around and makes me smile every time I think about her, one of these days she will see what I say is true but for now she'll go on denying it because she can't see what I see.

Zoey is the woman of my dreams

by wizard blizzard August 14, 2022

zoey

In certain cases, also refers to an outsider who makes it clear he/she's an outsider, going as far as to make fun of the outsiders to make him/herself look more outside. Will use false accusations and stereotypes to fulfill this. Has no reputable evidence or proof, facts are lacking, and he/she sounds like a total imbecile doing it. For excellent examples, see canonite and nikonian. Another good place is to do some research on where CONTAX rates (and why you don't ever see new Contax cameras, hmmm, wonder what happened. Did the copy machine company stop making them?) compared to other companies.

"I almost feel sorry for that Zoey person, he/she's made a total ass of themself, even going so far as to bash Leica. You almost have to have pity on the poor soul, they think they're professional! Come sit with me and point and laugh!"

by Deus April 5, 2005

zoey

zoey is a crusty rat who lives in the sewer. She thinks everyone likes her but they don't. Zoey usually has greasy hair and doesn't care what people think (in a bad way) Zoey is an antisocial loser who also thinks she is stylish but ends up looking like a garbage can.

"Woah is that zoey?"
"Yeah watch out man, she is pretty crusty."

by sexychungi April 8, 2015

Zoey

The bitch who you ask to homecoming and she fucking leaves you on seen

Me: Zoey left me on read when I asked her to homecoming

Friend: Fuck that bitch.

by epicbackflip October 15, 2019

Zoey

Usually a very weird person.

Friend: Zoey is fucking weird.
Another friend: yeah ikr. She's a loser.

by 9/11 was just a performance. March 10, 2019

zoey

is a real bitch and never shuts up. when you do tell he to shut up, she doesn't stop and tell you to shut up. when you first meet her she is really kind and shy.

boy 1 look at that hottie
girl 1 oh, thats zoey
boy 2 whats wrong with her?
girl 2 she is the worst
boy 1 run!!!!

by pink flUffY uNiCoRnS !23456780 October 26, 2018