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The Chinese Zodiac

The zodiac only those westerners born in the year of the dragon or tiger give a shit about.
"I'm a tiger according to the Chinese zodiac, how cool is that?"
"Pretty cool, what sign am I?"
"Let me see... ummm, rat."
"Fuck that shit."
by SliceyAndDicey April 23, 2018
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Zodiac Disease

A type of delusional thinking causing people to believe in unproven pseudoscience. It has different stages of severity, with the first stage causing the infected to believe that the month of their birth has an effect on how their day will go. Stage 2 Z.D. will cause the infected to believe in homeopathy, stage 3 means the person thinks that special sorts of crystals can have an effect on one's personality.

Stage 4 Zodiac Disease can take either or both of 2 forms: they believe the earth is flat and/or that vaccines cause autism.

Zodiac Disease can be contagious, it is highly advised to avoid any contact. The Vaccine Variety of Stage 4 Zodiac disease additionally bears the risk of further diseases being spread, be cautious.
Karen suffers from stage 4 zodiac disease
by Freshdumb December 23, 2019
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Zodiac Killer

The zodiac killer was a mysterious murderer in the 70s. Got away with a lot of murders.
by WHALEMART June 30, 2016
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Zodiac Solicitor

Street arithmetic spiritual teacher observes with words using the municipal branch of government for resources academically protected with restraint as a highly waged resource for products for promotion with people for the right price
Magic mythology song by kahiem roel states zodiac solicitor with my baby picture likey tattoo chump with a silly hat that's morpheous like I got construction like who Is surfing those
by ADOLFKAHIEM April 13, 2022
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zodiac trip

1. a trip or ride on an inflatable boat

2. a zodiac trip, or zodiac ride, is any adventure or excursion that you take with only close friends, or people you like and who like you (if you're lucky enough to have any). does not have to be a case of compatible zodiac signs.
1. Bobby and I ordered a zodiac trip at Rosarito this coming weekend. All our CSUN and UCLA friends are going, so it'll be a blast!

2. I received a private invitation on Facebook to a zodiac trip with seven of my BFF's. There will be jet skiing, skinny dipping, drinking, dancing, and a bonfire, woo-hoo!
by Dreamerbae01 July 31, 2016
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