Yordanos’s are amazing. They are fun to hang around with always cheerful and very smart. They are very beautiful and sexy. If you have a yordanos in your life you are very lucky.
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Get the Lifeless Yoda mug.To take a massive dookie... so huge, and powerful that it could speak universal truths from the bowl, before you flush him away...
Dude, I just curled a yoda that was so massive it cloged the hopper...don't you have a plunger in this place?
Tomorrow when I curl a yoda, he's definitely gonna be sporting some of this delish corn...
Tomorrow when I curl a yoda, he's definitely gonna be sporting some of this delish corn...
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Get the yoda mug.A dominant male. Who normally has the women at his feet, cause they are well hung. Normally know to dominate his sport. Most Yordani are extraordinary baseball players.
That baseball player is so a yordani
by Yordani November 8, 2014
Get the yordani mug.The most powerful and wise Jedi master ever. Small and green, seemingly weak, but you just try and attack him. Try! I dare ya! He'll kick your ass before you can say 'Sith'
Also despite living with people speaking normally for a good 900 years before he died, he still couldn't grasp the right way to say a sentence. This would lead to some believeing he isn't as wise as he is.
Those who believe this, die they should.
Yoda=Kick ass.
Also despite living with people speaking normally for a good 900 years before he died, he still couldn't grasp the right way to say a sentence. This would lead to some believeing he isn't as wise as he is.
Those who believe this, die they should.
Yoda=Kick ass.
Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow.
Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.
Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.
by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006
Get the yoda mug.A sexual position based on Yoda, agility, and the force. Danger level is very high, but the end result makes it worth while.
At the beginning of a double yoda, your partner latches on to your back and you engage in a backflip. The partner then jumps off in mid flip and as you both land, you insert from behind. A force-binding cry should ensue. Appropriate cries include, "Afraid are you?" and "Can you feel the force?"
by Chris x 2 and will October 10, 2006
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