Whoa-ner

occurs when something mind blowing or exciting is seen or experienced and the man gets a boner. the only word running through the mind is "whoa". can occur randomly around Lombys

"holy shit bro, that movie gave me a whoa-ner!"

by superc00lguy November 17, 2009

Big whoa

Being mildly surprised at something originating from the Kodak black song zeze

Person 1: did you know 1 in 50 people die from fruit related incidents

Person 2: big whoa

by You’re are March 15, 2020

Mad-Whoa

Mad-Whoa is used primarily to guage the number of experience points give by any sort of monster in an RPG. Can also be used to show the size of any noun. Originated from Kingdom Hearts session with a friend who shouted "THose Heartless give out EXP like Mad-Whoa"

"Whoa, the Final Guards give out experience like mad-whoa!"

That chick is sportin' LBs like mad whoa!"

"Dude, that was like mad-whoa"

"...Moron..."

by testas22 May 15, 2005

whoa dey

To calm and be become calm

Whoa dey! bruh, Don't do anything stupid.

by Keep it 4 hunna October 16, 2012

Whoa Johnny

Exclaimed when thoroughly surprised or startled. Used as a greeting when meeting or seeing a person named John, Johnny, or Jonathan. For full effect, yelling of this term is a must.

WHOA JOHNNY!!! Don't touch me there!

Hey look there's Johnny. Let us say hello to him. WHOA JOHNNY!!!.
Johnny- Oh hey guys!
WHOA JOHNNY!!!

by chrisondrey September 8, 2010

ebb and whoa

it's one of those times when one minute you have to poop in the next ten seconds or you will poop your pants but the next, you could be good all day until ten minutes later when it comes back again. Usually can be survived by sitting down or actually going to the bathroom.

"Hey John, want to go on a run"

"No, I've got the ebb and whoa"

by john cue November 11, 2009

What the..WHOA!

Very similar to "what the hell' except that there is an additional element of surprise and discovery of the thing or situation being taken in as one is saying it. You'll be walking along and see something strange, upon closer inspection, you see something about it that is even stranger and you say "What the..WHOA!!"

You notice a poodle walking by with a tutu on and you begin saying "what the.." then looking more closely you notice she also has a garter belt on upon which time you loudly say "WHOA!!" ergo "What the..WHOA!!"

by bigmoesofla August 7, 2010