weenie defense club

a secret club of men where men defend fellow men from threats to mankind, mainly women.

man 1- "bills wife took half of bills hard earned money after the divorce"
man 2- "he needed a better lawyer"
man 1- "he needed the weenie defense club"

by WeenieDefenseClubCharterMember December 1, 2009

weenie hut jr nigga

A weenie hut Jr nigga is a person who claims that they are tough but are scared of confrontation

James is a weenie hut Jr nigga because he is scared to fight

by Grizzlybanks February 26, 2019

Glove Weenie

The act of taking off latex gloves in the manner that the middle finger looks like a penis.

Look in the trash can at the glove weenie I made earlier.

by lsusuperstar November 9, 2011

Weenie-ass

(noun) The epitome of a pansy-fraidy-cat-numb-nutt who demonstrates a clear inability to be adventures in every sense of the word.

(verb) A failure that can be attributed to the lack of adventurousness in one's character.

(noun) "That weenie-ass really needs to get out of his shell some time!"

(verb) "Gosh-golly Jack, you really weenie-assed that one up!"

by The man who makes muffins February 26, 2011

deenie weenie

someone who is named deen, this person may act like a retard at times but is generally a funny person. People call him Deenie Weenie because it is so funny to see him get angry, and it is even funnier that he never really does anything about it besides saying STFU. It is common for Deenie Weenies to play video games like crazy, but still suck at them.

Guy #1: Sup Deenie Weenie
Deen: hey, STFU before i kick your ass

by Mr Fuzzumz December 4, 2010

weenlip

something that excels stupidity. being extremely dumb, retarded, moronic.

that game is a weenlip ripoff. *or* she's a damn weenlip.

by another kipir January 9, 2009

Weenie to Wallet Ratio

When the size of your pecker is disproportionate to the size of your wallet.

If you have a small Weenie to Wallet ratio, chances are that you drive an expensive or highly modified vehicle to "make up" for your shortcomings.

Conversely, if you have a high Weenie to Wallet Ratio, you might drive something nice, but not feel the need to higly modify it or draw excess attention.

Look at that little nerd in the new Beemer. He's got a smalll Weenie to Wallet Ratio.

Check out that short litter fucker in the lifted truck. He must have a really small Weenie to Wallet Ratio.

I would turbo charge my Polaris RAZR 'S', but my Weenie to Wallet Ratio is too high.

by tbrown68 May 19, 2009