Waluigi

the character that every fucking one plays in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Person 1: What character do you play in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe?

Person 2: Waluigi

by WaluigiMain July 19, 2022

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Waluigi

Looking into his dreamy eyes and his beautiful moustache. You look at the eyes again and see a flair of the burning Luigi Mansion. That is the only time youll fell true love... And the only time youll feel true heartbreak. Just saying his name will make you and everyone around youl passout cause of the power

Micheal:What is his name again? The purple guy from Mario?
Richard:Do you mean Waluigi?... *Passes out*
Micheal:*Passes out*
Store Owner:*Passes Out*
You:*Passes Out*

by E P I C Despacito69 January 29, 2020

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waluigi

The sexiest being on gods planet. A wonderful guy that is also a great succer. Sakurai is just jealous of his big ass. also jealous of how much wario pussy he gets ;). Waluigi became the first adopted child in nintendos family after a long childhood of rape. He learned from his master dedede how to be a succ. It worked. He has become this worlds god.

1: hey! guess who i saw today!
2: who?
1: wal-
2: *cums profusely* OOOOOHHHHH YEAAAAHHHH

basically waluigi is sex-

*cums in distance* OHH BABY A TRIPLE

by Samuel S. sans January 19, 2019

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