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Walding's Law

Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.

etc.
by StudyClassProductions November 2, 2016
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Walding's Law

Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.

etc.
by StudyClassProductions November 2, 2016
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Walding's Law

Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.

etc.
by StudyClassProductions November 2, 2016
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Walding's Law

Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.

etc.
by StudyClassProductions November 2, 2016
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by eck kes, you're manouvering has got me grinning like a wanking jap - kes
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Luxury Wanking Device

A term used to describe one's girlfriend or, more specifically, her gash.
1. I don't love you. You're just a luxury wanking device.

2. I've got a new luxury wanking device.

3. Can I borrow your luxury wanking device?
by gash rash July 5, 2011
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Lame Whining Wanking Poser

Adj. This type of person is not worth describing, but does wastes oxygen and space. Hence, creating the phrase, 'Waste of Space.' Acronym: L.W.W.P. For a boss: it is the ass kissing, dick licking, cum guzzling, ball handling, employee who resides in the boss's ass 24/7. For a self definition: See Philip . For a visual, see PeeWee Herman. For advice, see Tiger Woods. The best Punishment was a public event: See B.C, (Before Christ) Stoned to Death. For Judgement: See GOD!

L: LOSER LONER
W: WUSSY WEEPING
W: WHORE WHIPPED
P: PIMP PUSSY
Lame Whining Wanking Posers are always found hitting on unhappy married people. The unhappy married people who commit adultery with the Lame Whining Wanker Poser become the same low class of Lame Whining Wanker Poser.
by TYPEW November 22, 2010
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