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casey wagner

a filthy skreb lord who tips his fedora and says "m'lady" but gets rejected by his waifu pillow. is a god in minecraft though.
"dang, casey wagner is a PLEB"
by outermostdig May 2, 2016
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the Wagner Act

Replying to fundraising emails with cat photos and gifs. Must be said with some officious verbiage to make it sound serious.

The spam-reply equivalent of rick rolling.
I don't just delete political fundraising emails, I invoke the Wagner Act instead.
by Profess sore October 1, 2022
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Wagner PMC

The Wagner PMC is a private military company that is primarily associated with the failing state known as Russia. The Wagner PMC comprises several delusional neo nazis, severely unfit combatants, and overall, pretty shitty people. The PMC retaliated against its big daddy Russia after not receiving any ammunition, and well because they are pretty shitty at what they do and are too pussy to blame themselves. They ended up failing miserably and their 700-year-old fatass leader and founder, Yevgeny Prigozhin got fucked in a helicopter crash and died.

After Yevgeny Prigozhin died, Wagner was pretty much disbanded, having many of their soldiers absorbed into the Russian military or were relocated to Belarus.

It's safe to say the absolute eye soar Wagner once was is no more.
Russian Soldier: "Hey bro why is that Russian soldier carrying a nazi flag? And why the fuck is his aim so shit?

Other Russian Soldier: "You buffoon! He's a Wagner PMC unit, the incompetent and shitty PMC Vladdy Daddy sent to help us fight Ukraine!"
by femboygold June 9, 2024
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gary motherfuckin wagner

A pimp a Mack daddy looking for the dollar at 14 he bought a 64’ impala!!
Gary motherfuckin Wagner drove up in his 64’ impala!
by Eric portzen May 27, 2022
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Alex Wagner Tonight

an American left-wing news and opinion television program hosted by Alex Wagner. It premiered on MSNBC on August 16, 2022, and airs on Tuesdays through Fridays as a substitute for The Rachel Maddow Show (which, since May 2022, has only aired on Monday nights).
The series premiere of Alex Wagner Tonight—which featured guests Mark Leibovich, Adam Kinzinger, and Joyce Vance, as well as coverage of Wyoming's Republican primary—was seen by around 2 million viewers.8
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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Wagner high school

A high school with rats and dumb people that can’t tell left from right. And a bunch of lonely people that will get no where in life because the are dumb people but ok whatever.
by Wagnerhigh sucks September 21, 2021
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shelby wagner

Shelby wagner is a funny person. She has a big neck. Shelby likes cock on her mouth. She doesn’t pull the cutest dudes but is still proud of them.She’ll love you regardless of anything.
shelby wagner coochie tastes like sprinkles
by hens in ok October 9, 2020
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