Theatrical Version

Tweaking the events of a story so it makes you look better after telling it.

Person 1: Why did you say you told that guy off? He totally made you wet yourself.

Person 2: Shut up man! I gave them the theatrical version so they don't know I have bladder problems.

Person 1: Bladder problems? Now I'm getting the theatrical version.

by Snizzard November 7, 2010

Stolen Version

Taylor Swift albums and songs released under Big Machine Records ("Taylor Swift", "Fearless", "Speak Now", "Red", "1989", "Reputation") are sometimes called "Stolen Version" albums because of Scooter Braun basically "stealing" the albums by purchasing BIg Machine, which made him the owner of masters, music videos and artworks copyrighted by them.

John: hey, what you listening to?
Taylor: "Stay Stay Stay" by Taylor Swift
John: which version?
Taylor: stolen, i'm not a fan of the Taylor's Version

and

John: hey, what's your favorite Taylor Swift album?
Katy: "1989"! i'm really looking forward to the Taylor's Version.
John: i agree, but the stolen version is still good.

by Infev July 7, 2023

Campbell's Version

Usually referring to the condensed version of a story, as in the retelling without all the stupid, unnecessary details.

Person 1: "So then we were walking in the park and the grass was all dead 'cause it's winter time and stuff..."
Person 2: "Dude, gimme the campbell's version please."

by wordsandstuff November 26, 2010

Shamwow (guyanese version)

The video that started it all! A video translation of the shamwow product in guyanese terms

Darshawn: Eh bai, come heh and see this

Rohan: Shamwow (guyanese version)? tha ting funny bai

by mikejan June 14, 2011

The abridged version

The abridged version (noun): is a lie.

Jaake: How did this happen? Why?
Amir: Abridged version?
Jake: Sure.
Amir: I don't know.
Jake: Long version?
Amir: Leron told me there was money in here.
Jake: Gotcha. So the abridged version is a lie.
Amir: Oh, yeah.

by Sweeney Sexy Todd July 24, 2011

Mog (Tiktok version)

To look at someone and flex you're jawline to look good or appealing to a person

I Mog (Tiktok version) girls so they like me

by Mog (Tiktok definition) October 14, 2023

Vergonia

Its a siciliano dialect word for

Shameful

They didn’t go to the funeral

They’re vergonia

by Funky chicken February 23, 2019