by Bacon Coke Word May 30, 2013

A person whose life is consumed by the technology around them and becomes irritated when others suggest that they should do more with their lives.
Derives from the word, "vegetable," and is usually pronounced with a hard 'g' so as to not suggest a vagina, though it can be pronounced with a soft g.
Derives from the word, "vegetable," and is usually pronounced with a hard 'g' so as to not suggest a vagina, though it can be pronounced with a soft g.
Carl is such a fucking veg. He's always looking at his phone.
Oh my God, Mikaela literally hasn't left her house for days. She's such a veg.
Oh my God, Mikaela literally hasn't left her house for days. She's such a veg.
by cimpleman March 7, 2017

These vegan guys are kinky - one tried vegging me with a cucumber last night.
My girlfriend wants to try vegging me, but I heard Ed got a nasty infection from doing that with a carrot.
My girlfriend wants to try vegging me, but I heard Ed got a nasty infection from doing that with a carrot.
by CelerySodomy May 29, 2018
