When you're wearing college perch that's not yours. Like some kind of poser. You are practising stolen valor.
Hey, did you see that gremlin wearing the Harvard sweater with the Yale hat and Princeton shades? Buddy's also wearing a stanford belt. What a moron practising stolen valor.
by anonymous October 9, 2023
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Person 1: Dude, there are so many smurfs in valorant.
Person 2: arent you a smurf?
Person 3: wait, what's your Riot ID?
Person 1: kindasus420#6969
Person 3: SO YOU'RE THE LITTLE SHIT IVE FACED IN 3 MATCHES NOW. CMERE BOI.
*fight starts*
Person 2: arent you a smurf?
Person 3: wait, what's your Riot ID?
Person 1: kindasus420#6969
Person 3: SO YOU'RE THE LITTLE SHIT IVE FACED IN 3 MATCHES NOW. CMERE BOI.
*fight starts*
by c0mp1ex_val January 16, 2022
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by electric_spectrum February 13, 2023
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A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.
They are also really anoying and have no life.
They are also really anoying and have no life.
by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022
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For fucks sake, I'm still Iron with all these skins, like
this skins are false, Valorant is a scam, I will never spend
money on it again
*spends another 1k dollar*
For fucks sake, I'm still Iron with all these skins, like
this skins are false, Valorant is a scam, I will never spend
money on it again
*spends another 1k dollar*
by Your daily dude January 30, 2022
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