Vag Arrest

Letting a girlfriend control your life, it's similar to being "whipped" but much, much worse.

This particular girlfriend will do scumbag things such as: have your friends sit in a different aisle at the movie theater, buy you an xbox live account for Christmas but get pissed when you play with your friends online, pretend to have a panic attack so you have to drop helping someone with anything and go cater to her childish outbursts. Etc.

Person 1: I heard Joe broke up with his girlfriend, is he finally off of vag arrest?
Person 2: Yeah man, after his 6 month sentence he finally got that damn ankle bracelet off.

by YouCan'tHandleTheTruth February 18, 2011

vag gak

All of the shit that ends up on a baby after giving birth.

As a baby is born the midwife will hand the baby to the mother saying; "Mind the vag gak as its as slippery as fuck! I don't want you dropping the poor little bastard"

by VeryBigA February 1, 2018

Lemon Vag

The standard 'model' vagina. Has nothing going on but a slit. Looks like it sucked on a lemon.

Dan - I'm getting so tired of seeing pictures of naked models with boring slit vagina's. Where are all the hot chicks with ham wallets?

Chris - You and me both. They've all got a bad case of lemon vag.

by lostlast May 2, 2012

vag clouds

The puffy walls of soft cloud like substance some girls have inside their vaginas that grips yo dick like a suction cup and makes smashing them amazing and tight af!

Not all girls have vag clouds some are empty holes filled with spiky hard shit or large empty pits.

Dam bro that girl last night had mad vag clouds! pussy was so tight! cam like a mofucka!

by JyahC April 24, 2017

Vag Puppet

Using your fingers to manipulate the labia while making voices.

So he starting tugging on my vagina and said, "Ooota goota Solo?" Then asked if Greedo wanted Eskimo kisses. I got really freaked out when he asked who Seymour was! Its like he was playing with a Vag Puppet.

by Plang00d January 13, 2009

Vag Path

the complete opposite of a cock block

when someone is helping you with pussy

also know as VP

Adam- "yo i was talkin you up to justine"

Andy- " man i got to thank you for the vag path"

by Leiby February 18, 2009

Vag Pounder

When a guy has no mercy on a woman and completely pounds the shit out of her vag!

Wow, I heard Geo is a real vag pounder! That girl was bleeding for days!

by Randy A September 16, 2007