update doubling

When you can think of only one brilliantly witty, unique and (of course) effortless line to post on a social networking site eg. on Twitter, as your status on Myspace or Facebook, you just 'double up' and use it for more than one of the sites. Therefore you will seem brilliant, as long as none of your friends are on both/all the sites you use the line on.

Girl 1: I saw your brilliant 'nail polish dries slow on nails, but quick on carpet' line on Twitter.
Girl 2: Oh, thanks.
Girl 1: Yeah. Then I saw it on Facebook.
Girl 1: Oh, shit.
Girl 2: That's right! You got busted update doubling!

by TessQueenofTheNerds August 26, 2009

Update Parade

1. The numerous load screens which pop-up as soon as one attempts to use a new piece of technology. They proceed to forcibly install themselves, leaving the user helpless and afraid. Leads to hopefully watching computer screens for just one more percentage point on the load bar.

Person 1: Dude! I just got a new iPod!

Person 2: Don't get too excited, you'll be waiting all day on the update parade.

by SirSpen February 19, 2011

update the puppets

(Verb.) Referring to the trimming of one's pubic hair
Synonyms: "man-scaping", waxing, "mowing the lawn," etc.

This No-shave November did a doozie on me down there, I have to seriously update the puppets.

by beekachu222 November 28, 2016

Update my finsta

A group of 20 something year old idiots who use this phrase to say they are going number 2 .

"Aww man that taco bell went right through me, I gotta go update my finsta!"

by Updatefinsta August 24, 2019

tori update

Slang for wanting a hung trap to violenetly, and repeatedly, violate your anus.

"Hey bro, you up for a tori update later today?"
"Sorry dude, but I had a scott revert earlier."

by sneedsous March 31, 2022

New Snapchat Update

The shittiest update in the history of mankind. It recks your brain so if you want a brain teaser open your snapchat and try to solve the puzzle. It is absolute crap and it's almost impossible to get back to your old snapchat

Friend: Hey did you see my story yesterday

Me: I couldn't even find my story talkless about viewing yours

Example 2;

''Yes I dont have the new snapchat update''

*exits snapchat*
15 mins later
*goes on snapchat*
*sees snapchat has updated*
*swipes left*
*swipes right*
*takes a selfie*
****dazed and confused ****
*kills himself*

by TheOnlyGardenHose February 13, 2018

iOS 14 Update

The Apple update that causes your back camera and your flashlight to stop working.

Ever since the iOS 14 Update was installed onto my phone, my back camera and flashlight refuse to work.

by Master Of Nations December 31, 2020