Crimped Up

To be in extreme pain from smoking marajuana and being beat up afterward by a large group of people for calling them assholes

Damn dude i'm crimped up from last night man!

by Justin J-MONEY October 7, 2006

Crimp

A word used to define a crippled imp. (Midget)

Ayo look it's a crimp

by Lilteabagger July 30, 2023

crimping

stuff between crushing and simping

do you see this boy? im crimping over him.
not sure if i have a crush on him. guess i'm just crimping

by trovatohelper November 20, 2021

Crimp My Curl

1. To bother profusely. Usually asked as to why someone is crimping so hard.

2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.

3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun

1. Felicia got me buggin’, why she gotta crimp my curl so hard?

2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.

3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl

by DumbeeDydo July 2, 2018

Crimp Simpin

Used to describe someone simping in a joking and friendly way.

Don't worry about what he's doing, he's just crimp simpin

by Geno_ April 20, 2021

Crimp

The Sexual Orientation, and or fascination of crow, and crow only.

Person 1: OMG Did you see that new pic Crow posted!?
Person 2: I KNOW! *Blushes* I'm such a crimp *Faints*

by HumanityIsInsanity April 15, 2022

Crimp

A Landers guy. A guy that gets nothing right and screws everything up. A crimp.

Did you see those idiots over there? Ya, such crimps

by JustAGuy908 November 14, 2021