A daytime talk show in which individuals, couples and families air their personal problems to a national audience in a typically entertaining fashion. Various topics and issues explored include paternity testing, cheating spouses and lovers, and out of control children.
On a typical paternity episode:
'Maury, I ain't 100, I a 1000 percent sure he my baby daddy!'
'Do you think he looks like your son?'
'Sure, look at the lips, look at the nose, he's her daddy!'
'Let's bring out Sharnel!'
(Boooo)
"She a ho, she a ho, I ain't Laronda's baby daddy, she a ho!"
There is very little deviation in the dialogue from episode to episode.
On a typical paternity episode:
'Maury, I ain't 100, I a 1000 percent sure he my baby daddy!'
'Do you think he looks like your son?'
'Sure, look at the lips, look at the nose, he's her daddy!'
'Let's bring out Sharnel!'
(Boooo)
"She a ho, she a ho, I ain't Laronda's baby daddy, she a ho!"
There is very little deviation in the dialogue from episode to episode.
by Milton66 June 21, 2009
Get the Maury Showmug. The BEST comedy series on televison ever.
Has a awesome cast of hilarious characters including:
Topher Grace as Eric Foreman, Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhardt, Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso, Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde, Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti,and Wilmer Valderama as Fez.
Has a awesome cast of hilarious characters including:
Topher Grace as Eric Foreman, Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhardt, Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso, Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde, Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti,and Wilmer Valderama as Fez.
Fez: Every day I am here with my heart on my sleeve, hoping only for friendship and acceptance. And what do I get? Abandonment. Loneliness. When is it Fez's turn? Where is my whore??
by Hydeing September 3, 2004
Get the That '70s Showmug. The drunk girl at a party or bar. I don't mean she's had a few drinks, I mean she's HAMMERED. She stumbles around the bar, flashes people, tries to make out with fat guys, etc.
This term is derived from the ham in 'hammered', and the show she puts on.
This term is derived from the ham in 'hammered', and the show she puts on.
Chris: Did you see that ham show last night? She tried to stick her tongue down my throat.
Dave: Yeah man, she was trying to get me to grab her boobs.
Dave: Yeah man, she was trying to get me to grab her boobs.
by doktorfunk September 26, 2005
Get the ham showmug. A house party that features one or more bands or Disc Jockeys, often local artists, as an underground, non-corporate, usually free or cheap cover event.
My boyfriend and I are going to the house show down the street on Friday to hear our favorite band, "The Gossip."
by KGreenhaw December 2, 2007
Get the house showmug. A person who is notoriously late or doesn't show up for social events. Typically this person is named Steve
by daddy02134 May 16, 2020
Get the No Show Stevemug. Lets go have a show.
We should find a cave with a waterfall in it so we can go smoke a phat show.
Shooooooow!!
We should find a cave with a waterfall in it so we can go smoke a phat show.
Shooooooow!!
by dank skrank June 11, 2006
Get the showmug. by Kayla B May 12, 2006
Get the showmug.