Grumping

The action of giving someone a footjob covered in human feces, then proceeding to eat it all off.

“My friend and his girlfriend were grumping all night!”
“I gave my friend a grumping”

by yk kdawg April 26, 2024

grump dump

A "grump dump" is when a person or place is really down in the dumps. When one is not feeling good and is just grumpy all around.

Person 1: ugh, I hate math class!
Person 2: ay stop being a grump dump at least we don't have a test!

by GRUMP.DUMP February 18, 2017

grump a saurus

A live-in partner or spouse, usually a wife, who is never happy in the morning. You will know her by the shrieks from frightened small children as they attempt to avoid her unquenchable fiery wrath by throwing the covers over their heads.

Dad: Oh no! Here comes a grump a saurus!
Kids: (Squeals of terror)

by Granitej3 December 1, 2019

Grump Munchin

The angry response to licking your girlfriend on demand. Usually because the licker has somewhere to go (i.e. a job, a meeting, watch football on TV.

Sorry I am late, but I had some grump munchin to do before she would let me leave the house.

by anonymous January 5, 2023

Florist Grump

A weedman with a surly disposition

Man, when I first started buying from Angelo he was so friendly and on point but lately hes turned into a real florist grump

by Richard Penis November 10, 2019

Grump

An exotic fart. Originates from the Rummel household.

That boy Kurt just busted a grump.

by The Mad Warden January 4, 2021

Grumps

The shortened version of the word or name "Grumpy cat".

Emily was looking like Grumpy Cat so now we call her Grumps for short

by FamM October 23, 2016