The Iowa Windmill is when a man and a women have anal intercourse until the women poops on the mans penis leading to the man slapping the women in the face multiple times with his shit dick in a windmill motion
Little Sammy- "Aunt Mary, why is your face covered in shit and all bruised up, and why are you walking like daddy when he got out of prison"
Aunt Mary- "Well sweetie, your favorite uncle and I just did The Iowa Windmill, you will know what that means when you are about 15 or 16"
Aunt Mary- "Well sweetie, your favorite uncle and I just did The Iowa Windmill, you will know what that means when you are about 15 or 16"
by AnalPlundering4Life420 August 02, 2014
A ferris-wheel full of dead people
by Lord Von Schlonger January 23, 2019
A sex move of domination where a male is about to ejaculate and starts to spin as quickly as he can in a circle spraying semen everywhere.
I had to show my girl who was boss last night so while she was giving me a blow job I performed an Italian Windmill
by Foreign Fan July 26, 2017
(noun) A popular party drink. A shot glass is turned upside down and filled with vodka. The vodka is snorted through the nose, allowing the alcohol to absorb directly into the blood stream.
by Reginald Windsworth January 24, 2011
In circular motion, one participant spins in a sex swing (with the bottom cut out) and defecates on the other participants chest whom is lying on the floor below the swing.
Peter was so messed up last night he cut out a whole in his sex swing and gave Lucy a wet Polish Windmill.
by thadrizzle77 August 14, 2008
When a man ejaculates when the penis is not erect causing it to spin from the force of the ejaculation
by Krabby June 16, 2009
The act of withdrawl of the penis from the anus of your anal sex partner followed by circular twirling of the penis around the mouth of that person. In extreme cases this may form a fecal goatee.
I gave your little sister a Dutch Windmill NOT because I would like it, but because I knew YOU would hate it!
by 256berserker March 10, 2010