Vault opener

An advanced sexual act, in which the male inserts himself from behind, and then does a cartwheel. imitates the motion of a vault door opening.

keep out of reach of children.

guy 1: man, me and Chrissy got frisky yesterday, ended up trying the vault opener. It ripped my dick off, but other than that it was quite nice.
guy 2: ... Isn't Chrissy the name of your dog?

by DestroyerOfWomans November 10, 2020

Jack vault

a digital folder containing images one might pleasure themselves to. Also known as a spank bank

Sally sent me nudes last night, I added them to that jack vault immediately

by Urpapi94 March 19, 2020

vault 7

The wikileaks release about all the crazy cyber shit the C.I.A. did without anybody knowing

Yo man you heard about that crazy shit the C.I.A. did behind our back?

Oh you mean that vault 7 bullshit

by Flyinglunch March 08, 2017

pandora's vault

A prison on the Dream SMP made by Awesamdude, At the time of writing Dream and TommyInnit are trapped inside

Dream: I want yo leave Pandora's vault
Tommy: You can't
Dream: *murders Tommy*

by A Homosapiens March 07, 2021

pole vault

To fall over naked when you have an erection and land on your dick !

"I fell over this morning and did a fuckin' pole vault!"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

Pole vault

The hardest most self-depreciating track and field event there is. Whoever says pole vault isn’t the toughest event deserves a throat punch. You immediately get depressed once you hit the mat. No matter what you will end in failure because you stop once you hit the bar 3 times. Stand clear of this event.

Non polevaulter: omg pole vault does absolutely nothing all they do is lie on the mat and play music

Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining

by TheAllKnowingBeings July 16, 2018

Pole Vault

Getting an erection in your sleep, then rolling over onto it, like a pole vaulter in the Olympics.

I pole vaulted past night, now my dick hurts.

by DickRollin March 05, 2020