A slimy human that enjoys squirming his way out of unfavorable situations that he himself has created. This creature usually has a hunchy back and extremely slim shoulders.
Heather: Did you put your magic stick inside of my friends creation chamber you squid?
Dennis: Heather! Do I look like a squid?
Heather: Dennis you have so many squid like tendencies and I hate your guts
Dennis: STFU! Bye!
Dennis: Heather! Do I look like a squid?
Heather: Dennis you have so many squid like tendencies and I hate your guts
Dennis: STFU! Bye!
by Ronga-Sauce September 14, 2014
by SeungyeonsRaptor007 March 28, 2019
1) A person who, while presenting traits of pleasantness and kind nature, lacks the social skills required to engage or entertain their audience.
2) A generally nice person who is also a bit of a loser. Usually vocally into lame/boring things like sitcoms and Coldplay.
2) A generally nice person who is also a bit of a loser. Usually vocally into lame/boring things like sitcoms and Coldplay.
Me: Hey, what did you think of Ben?
Friend: Eh, he's alright... but he's a it of a squid.
Me: How so?
Friend: Well, he was wearing a Foo Fighters T-shirt and kept quoting Scrubs.
Me: Man, what a fucking squid.
Friend: Eh, he's alright... but he's a it of a squid.
Me: How so?
Friend: Well, he was wearing a Foo Fighters T-shirt and kept quoting Scrubs.
Me: Man, what a fucking squid.
by joshykins69 March 16, 2015
A squid is an ugly, sea dwelling creature. But it also descirbes a disgusting, mean, unfaithful, or in any way negative person.
If someone gets in with your girlfriend, steals the last beer, bogarts the joint, steps on your shoe...They are a squid...furthermore you got squided.
by Scorp-ion May 10, 2007
USMA Cadet 1: "What are all the squids doing on post?"
USMA Cadet 2: "We're playing Navy this weekend in basketball"
USMA Cadet 2: "We're playing Navy this weekend in basketball"
by CDT B January 24, 2009
An invertibrate, predator with 8 legs, and 2 longer legs on the side, they live in the water and well, eat stuff...
-Also they taste good when baked, breaded, with just a little bit of crabmeat....
-pretty inexpensive, if you buy them on ice, and then gut, and clean them yourself...watch out for the ink though
-Also they taste good when baked, breaded, with just a little bit of crabmeat....
-pretty inexpensive, if you buy them on ice, and then gut, and clean them yourself...watch out for the ink though
by ea June 09, 2004
A squid is a sea creature found in the sea. Also due to there slimy ways, you can call someone sneaky,or skeemish a squid. somthing like a snake or rat
**james steals corys gatorsauce**
Cory: "yooo was that my gaturade?"
James: "naah man its mine see!!"
Cory: "IT IS MINE YOU SQUID"
Cory: "yooo was that my gaturade?"
James: "naah man its mine see!!"
Cory: "IT IS MINE YOU SQUID"
by finklespencer December 09, 2008