Russell The Muscle
Russell The Muscle by Bob Smith Jones Johnson Newman March 27, 2009
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I'm not from Russia, I'm from the UKRAINE!
The line that is used when someone is from the Ukraine and you ask them if they are from Russia. They usually will be very rude to you when saying this and will have no remorse. If you are educated in history, you will know that the Ukraine has simultaneously been a part of Russia on and off again, even prior to the USSR, so don't bother asking them what the difference is, they will just yell at you, in public.
Person 1 "I love your accent, are you from Russia?"
Person 2"I'm not from Russia, I'm from the UKRAINE!"*yelling with furry*
Person 1"Okay, okay. Still the same thing though."
Person 2"I'm not from Russia, I'm from the UKRAINE!"*yelling with furry*
Person 1"Okay, okay. Still the same thing though."
I'm not from Russia, I'm from the UKRAINE! by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011
Russel the Tussel
Russel the Tussel is the most fearsome pirate to ever sail the seven seas. When children see him, they are stricken with fear. He walks silently through hallways before raping his son brutally. He is a force to be reckoned with.
Russel the Tussel crept through the hallways, and he lunged into his son's room, and fucked him with his pirate meat cutlass
Russel the Tussel by MidnightMeatshank September 5, 2011
Russelling The Peter
When you’re watching Russell Peters stand ups and the act while deep throat sucking a Di**k/Dildo or what ever you’re putting in your mouth these days, and laugh/choke on what he delivered during that special. #IRusselledThePeter No one got a hurt real bad
My husband and I were watching Russell Peters stand up Red White and Brown and while I was Russelling The Peter (sucking his D**k,) I laughed/choked during that pre-recorded of his dads voice “Someone is going To get a hurt real bad “..
Russelling The Peter by Ninaturtle August 25, 2021
Russell "The Love" muscle
Russell is a tranny who loves taking showers with black dudes and " His brother" Hint his name rhymes with Bryan. Likes Vitamin d milk even though he's Black Toes intolerant, and says really gay shit like " we're here, we're queer". Has a allergies to pork products, Duck sausage is a weakness for Russells cock holster but he makes do, thicker the better.
Russell "The Love" Muscle
Breh 1: Man Russell the love muscle did a really good job in his 1st gay porno.
Breh 2: Oh yeah how so
Breh 1: Oh man he took that black dudes 12" meat like a champ, Didn't even bat an eye.
Breh 1: Man Russell the love muscle did a really good job in his 1st gay porno.
Breh 2: Oh yeah how so
Breh 1: Oh man he took that black dudes 12" meat like a champ, Didn't even bat an eye.
Russell "The Love" muscle by BrumDumb419 July 10, 2023
Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin)
When a male gives his female partner a vodka enema, soaks up the drips with a nice slice of rye bread, then stuffs it in her mouth.
He then flips her around, and proceeds to pleasure her anally.
The trifecta is complete once she swallows the rye bread and cums out the remainder of the vodka enema.
Oh- this all takes place in a gulag.
He then flips her around, and proceeds to pleasure her anally.
The trifecta is complete once she swallows the rye bread and cums out the remainder of the vodka enema.
Oh- this all takes place in a gulag.
Jake gave Adrienne a Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin) on a glass coffee table in Minsk last week.
Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin) by Andrew Sundberg April 26, 2007
russell the one eyed wonder muscle
Russell's name thanks to Jimmy going on penis.com in the computer lab in school.Refers to the fact that he is a whore and can be used to talk about someone besides Russell.
Look, it's Russell the one eyed wonder muscle!
He's totally bein' Russell the one eyed wonder muscle.
He's totally bein' Russell the one eyed wonder muscle.
russell the one eyed wonder muscle by Summer Toth September 5, 2008