I was looking forward to eating that cheese but someone has pranked me with Pinocchio Cheese.
It gets everywhere #TravelingPinocchioCheese
It gets everywhere #TravelingPinocchioCheese
by Creative stupidity June 01, 2022
The long, unkempt pubic hair above a male's genitalia, resembling Pinocchio's nose whenever an erection occurs.
by Golfboys15 March 06, 2013
Shaving eyes into your pubic hair and whenever you have an erection, you accept that you’re lying to yourself and you are actually attracted to the other sex.
by Ye ole cuckler May 06, 2021
The act of performing clitoral stimulation with your nose. While very similar to using your tongue to stimulate your partner’s clitoris, it differs in that the main area of your anatomy used is your nose. The preferred technique is as follows:
1. Soak the little man in a canoe, as though he went through class III rapids (no more than that or you’ll have spit up your nostrils), with your tongue and saliva
2. Using the saliva to lubricate the interface between snout and bean, use the tip of your nose as you would a tongue during cunnilingus.
3. Adjust pressure according to her hip movement. Trust your instinct here, it will lead to the promised land of a well-hydrated nasopharynx.
4. Continue until she reaches climax.
Pro tip: Make sure she pees first or you’ll feel like you have information the Bush-era CIA wants and you’ll give up your most closely held secrets.
Synonyms : Nasalingus, sniffing the “O”, the truffle hunting pig
1. Soak the little man in a canoe, as though he went through class III rapids (no more than that or you’ll have spit up your nostrils), with your tongue and saliva
2. Using the saliva to lubricate the interface between snout and bean, use the tip of your nose as you would a tongue during cunnilingus.
3. Adjust pressure according to her hip movement. Trust your instinct here, it will lead to the promised land of a well-hydrated nasopharynx.
4. Continue until she reaches climax.
Pro tip: Make sure she pees first or you’ll feel like you have information the Bush-era CIA wants and you’ll give up your most closely held secrets.
Synonyms : Nasalingus, sniffing the “O”, the truffle hunting pig
My wife and I felt we had reached the zenith of cunnilingus, until I decided to Pinocchio her instead.
I had to explain to my doctor how my wife came so hard when I pinocchioed her that she deviated my septum.
I had to explain to my doctor how my wife came so hard when I pinocchioed her that she deviated my septum.
by Penguinsamongus October 07, 2023
1. A person with autism or other neurodiverse condition.
So called because just like Pinocchio they'll never be a real boy.
So called because just like Pinocchio they'll never be a real boy.
by LemonySnickets November 02, 2022
by Landskyver January 25, 2022
An insult used against trans men, referring to the fictional puppet who wishes to be a real boy and struggles to become one.
by 143TrishaPaytas4Eva March 04, 2023