Zayn Malik

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Zayn Malik?
Person 2: Yeah! He’s Harry’s soulmate for sure.
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Zayn Malik

A hot gay boy from the band One Direction. Rumor has it, he cares more about his hair products than his own mother. He has diarrhea at least once every two days, due to his fear of being touched by poor people. He is flawless, like a unicorn peeing sparkling water.
Zayn Malik resembles a 4 year old gymnastics girl with yeast infection.
by Doniya Malik June 22, 2012
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Fuck Malik

Lil Droptop Golf Cart lyric, featured in his opp pack smoker series of songs. FUCK MALIK!
Fuck Malik, Fuck ImDontai, I got the drop on him too.
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Eshal malik

Eshal malik is sooo lenggg
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Zayn Malik

my husband. that’s all.
Some idiot: Who’s Zayn Malik?
Me: uh my husband?
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Sidratul Malik

He is a man who defines beauty. This man consist of a ginormous dick the size of the famous tower Burj Al Kalifa. He can also make any girl wet herself just by look at his direction. He is also very humoured and can make people rolling for days and nights. Sidratul is a kind,consistent person who knows the very limit of everything. Sidratul reliable person that you can trust.
Wow he looks nice but not as sexy as a Sidratul Malik
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Malik is Alulu

He is a man who would love you till death. Sometimes he will feel down, but he needs his other significant person to be with him. To comfort him, to adore him, to love him for who he is. He wants to be loved
He has been broken way too many times, and he sees himself as a failure and a disappointment, full of insecurity, but if you look deeply into his eyes, he wants someone to be there for him to tell him everything will be okay. No one can understand him. No one can understand his silence. He is too unpredictable, and only one girl will love him till death, which is Nona.
She said, “Our silence is beautiful and peaceful.”

She waited for him for three years and loved him silently, and now she has made him hers.

She who accepts all of his flaws,

Who agrees with all of his madness,

Nevertheless, she loves him at his worst.

Because of everything that he went through, he deserves to be with someone who loves him unconditionally.
Her: In another life, I will be your girl
*6 years later*
Malik: Do you want to go on a cruise with me?
Her: Really? I MEAN, YES?!
*Now Malik got himself a clingy girlfriend*
Now she call him “Malik is Alulu” forever
by Obsessed with him March 05, 2023
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