by asdf_anya_asdf May 17, 2021
Get the Zayn Malikmug. A hot gay boy from the band One Direction. Rumor has it, he cares more about his hair products than his own mother. He has diarrhea at least once every two days, due to his fear of being touched by poor people. He is flawless, like a unicorn peeing sparkling water.
by Doniya Malik June 24, 2012
Get the Zayn Malikmug. by pringlesmascot April 17, 2022
Get the Fuck Malikmug. by Anonymous126537 January 6, 2023
Get the Eshal malikmug. my husband. that’s all.
by zaynswife.com July 9, 2021
Get the Zayn Malikmug. A Guy Who’s Been On YouTube Since Late 2015, He Is So Handsome And Cool And Awesome, But He Only Has 20 Subscribers, He Needs Love And Embrace, And He’s A Great Excuse For Getting Out Of Doing Homework, He Makes Good Videos, And He Was Born On May 25th, 2005 (Age 14), And He Is Famous.
Mom: Why Didn’t You Do Your Homework?
Me: I’m Watching Faizaan Malik’s Videos.
Mom: Oh Okay Carry On Then.
Me: I’m Watching Faizaan Malik’s Videos.
Mom: Oh Okay Carry On Then.
by ZacharyLopezKirby123 July 20, 2019
Get the Faizaan Malikmug. He is a man who would love you till death. Sometimes he will feel down, but he needs his other significant person to be with him. To comfort him, to adore him, to love him for who he is. He wants to be loved
He has been broken way too many times, and he sees himself as a failure and a disappointment, full of insecurity, but if you look deeply into his eyes, he wants someone to be there for him to tell him everything will be okay. No one can understand him. No one can understand his silence. He is too unpredictable, and only one girl will love him till death, which is Nona.
She said, “Our silence is beautiful and peaceful.”
She waited for him for three years and loved him silently, and now she has made him hers.
She who accepts all of his flaws,
Who agrees with all of his madness,
Nevertheless, she loves him at his worst.
Because of everything that he went through, he deserves to be with someone who loves him unconditionally.
He has been broken way too many times, and he sees himself as a failure and a disappointment, full of insecurity, but if you look deeply into his eyes, he wants someone to be there for him to tell him everything will be okay. No one can understand him. No one can understand his silence. He is too unpredictable, and only one girl will love him till death, which is Nona.
She said, “Our silence is beautiful and peaceful.”
She waited for him for three years and loved him silently, and now she has made him hers.
She who accepts all of his flaws,
Who agrees with all of his madness,
Nevertheless, she loves him at his worst.
Because of everything that he went through, he deserves to be with someone who loves him unconditionally.
Her: In another life, I will be your girl
*6 years later*
Malik: Do you want to go on a cruise with me?
Her: Really? I MEAN, YES?!
*Now Malik got himself a clingy girlfriend*
Now she call him “Malik is Alulu” forever
*6 years later*
Malik: Do you want to go on a cruise with me?
Her: Really? I MEAN, YES?!
*Now Malik got himself a clingy girlfriend*
Now she call him “Malik is Alulu” forever
by Obsessed with him March 5, 2023
Get the Malik is Alulumug.