Macgyver

The act of pulling a '69 Flamethrower' on any person that puts a thumbs down on the definition of the '69 flamethrower'. It involves a paper clip, a binder clip, a piece of gum, and left handed page spreader covered in 24 Karat gold.

Big Rhonda- What do you mean someone put a thumbs down on the '69 Flamethrower?!!?

Chocolate Chip Clam Dip- What do YOU mean someone put a thumbs down on the '69 Flamethrower'?!!?

Big Rhonda- I am going to pull a Macgyver on anyone that puts a thumbs down on the 69 flamethrower!

Chocolate Chip Clam Dip- Yeah it happened.

Big Rhonda- HUUHH?!!?

by I am back May 15, 2010

MacGyve-Off

A contest in which two or more people try to solve the same problem or achieve the same goal with what they have readily available to them. Also known as a MacGyver Face-Off.

Jon and I both tried to find our own ways to fix his broken engine without an Auto-Repair shop in sight, but his Paper Clip/Rubber Band combo won our MacGyve-Off.

by LedChelsea August 31, 2011

Mister MacGyver

The Disgusting Photo was found in Rule 34, so which contains where the character who is an orange mouse.

Don’t click this.

Don’t click Mister MacGyver, It’s inappropriate!

by RataTat66 January 9, 2021

Fuzzy MacGyver

Having sexual intercourse with a woman in a body of water, and a fish comes up and nibbles your anus.

Jamie was telling Bobby how having sex with his girlfriend in Lake Winnipesaukee turned into a Fuzzy MacGyver when all of a sudden a fish came up and nibbled his corn hole.

by Just one of the Fuzzies September 3, 2013

Dirty Macgyver

A dirty MacGyver is a man or woman who use everyday random house hold things and or knick knacks to masturbate with. Though a "dirty MacGyver" is not your every day run of the mill Tom or sally, while poor Tom or sally are stuck to the daily chore of Dick in the vacuum or or a cool cucumber in the vagina your "dirty MacGyver" is coming to the rescue with some far more creative masterpieces of the masturbation. See examples below

Kat is such a dirty MacGyver hear this. She made a dildo with a piece of bed post a pair of thongs two possiblythree rubberbands and a condom

"Schmidty. You are a dirty magyver man you'll use any thing to make a pocket pussy ie. Rubber ball (deflated), rubber bands (several), wallered out dildos the list goes on exersize equipment in combination of a container of your choosing. That's what's up"

by Pussyliquer November 4, 2017

Poopy Macgyver

A poopy macgyver is when you have no toilet paper to wipe yourself ways so you have to make do what you have with to wipe.

Steve: " Dude, the restroom was out a toilet paper!"
Tyler: "Did you have to do a poopy macgyver,!

Steve: "Yeah.."

Tyler:" What did you use?
Steve:" You don't want to know."

by Greenuisance88 May 8, 2019

Macgyvered Her

When one uses household objects, tools, and unconventional objects to get his girl off. i.e. milk i.e. hamper i.e. flyswatter i.e. WD-40 i.e butter i.e vegetables. The trick is they cannot be used solo and have to create unthinkable success of a home-run magnitude.

I heard Shanasty wailing in ecstasy and flapping like a cat in heat from her tent at the campout--Raul totally Macgyvered her with that Marshmallow encrusted road flare attached to a battery powered Winnie the Poo toothbrush shaft with Double D batteries...then he made the emergency reflective blanket into a make shift condom with an asparagus rubber band and it was fire-breathing GO TIME!

by Dirty JJJ March 28, 2011