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Joanna Newsom

An inexplicably up-and-coming harpist, harpsichordist, singer, and songwriter with a very distinctive singing style and a more than eccentric fanbase.
Dane: Just wait until you hear "Bridges and Balloons." It's so deep and moving, and probably my favorite Joanna Newsom song.

James: Wtf, turn that sh** off -- she sounds like a dying cat!
by Thomas Sartorius April 7, 2008
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Mary and Joanna

A codename for marijuana. Mix of Spanglish, "Mari" is Mary, "i" would be like "y" for and in Spanish, and "Juana" for Joanna.
Yo Bitch, hook me up with Mary and Joanna and I'll give you some big ones.
by Damian Julio December 18, 2006
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Awkward Joanna

When an annoying girl called Joanna starts being completely awkward...
Mario: Hey Joanna! What time is it?
Joanna: *Starts singing Summer Time*
Mario: Awkward Joanna!!!
by AwkJoa March 16, 2012
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Crowd the Joanna

Joanna is Cockney slang for Piano.
"Crowd the Joanna, and let's have a good old ding dong!"
by Zarzob1999 September 15, 2018
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joanna lim

The nickname should be jojo siwa
hella pretty and hot but short asf
most dudes are obsessed
overall the girl that most ppl what do be.
you're a lucky bitch if you're mates with her.
whos that chick there
that's the one and only joanna Lim aka Jojo Siwa
by urmumbby<3 October 23, 2022
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Friend of Joanna

A trans-exclusionary radical feminist; a friend of Joanna (JK) Rowling: famous transphobe and bigot, formerly the author of the Harry Potter novels under an assumed male name.

The term is derived from the queer code/identifier "Friends of Dorothy". One (of many) particular references this identifier draws on is the following exchange in the novel 'Road To Oz' between Dorothy and Polychrome (the Rainbow's daughter): "You have some queer friends, Dorothy." "The queerness doesn't matter, so long as they're friends!" In Joanna's case, the reader might imagine her replying to the same prompt with "the queerness doesn't matter, as long as they're 'biological' women!"
I'm not saying she's literally a dementor, Ron, but I *am* saying she's a 'friend of Joanna'
by anonymous June 15, 2021
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Joanna Parker

Mostly known to be the most beautiful girl on Earth. Loves children and has a very kind heart. Her kindness is second to none. Very playful and she is very funny as well. Everyone wants to be a Joanna Parker when they’re young.
Jimmy’s daughter said she wants to be great like Joanna Parker one day.
by Mcvisual January 19, 2021
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