Max Hoffman

A 200Ib 11 year old kid who gets no bitches

Max Hoffman gets no hoes

by Maseyys December 22, 2021

Hoffman

Term used to describe a person or bureaucracy which is trying to cut, narrow or cap spending in human services.

Hoffman (verb) · Hoffmans (third person present) · Hoffmanned (past tense) · Hoffmanned (past participle) · Hoffmanning (present participle)

- to cut, slash, cap, or reduce funding in an essential government or other human services scheme which benefits disadvantaged people

'He had enough funding to live on, but they chucked a Hoffman at him.'

'That scheme was great until they Hoffmanned it.'

'Do as you're told, or I'll Hoffman your ass.'

by Some Kind of Superstar July 17, 2022

Brandon Hoffman

A tiny male species that has a lack of ligaments on his hand and feet. Usually this species has a love of rapping/singing in xbox parties just to torment his friends, making them want to commit mass genocide.

Stop singing, you’re acting like a real Brandon Hoffman right now

by Bubba Gollan September 16, 2021

Summer Hoffman

Summer Hoffman is the most beautiful girl in the world everyone loves her and if they dont there jealous of her all of the guys want her

Dude1: bro look at how cute she is
Dude2: yeh cause shes summer hoffman

by Supernonymous ;) December 27, 2019

Trinitee Hoffman

Trinitee Hoffman is one of sweetest people you’ll ever meet and she will never leave your side. She is kind, smart, amazing, and she is attractive, even if she doesn’t think she is. Everyone needs a Trinitee Hoffman in their life.

“Trinitee Hoffman is such a fantastic person”

by Pucas April 21, 2020

Hoffman

A carefree and fun loving guy who loves to say the N-word as much as he loves riding bikes with men.

Hey did you hear what that racist said? You mean the Hoffman over there.

by EggLord1980 July 11, 2023