Tales of Hoffman

A musical work written by Jacques Offenbach; it exults the lives of famed Hollywood actors Dustin L. and Philip S.

The Tales of Hoffman were written by an excellent musician, excellent musician. Yeah, he's an excellent musician; he was my MAIN MAN way back when. Jeopardy is on at eight.

by QuacksO April 21, 2019

Jasper Hoffman

7'5, tall, wears glasses, has black hair, ass at valorant, amazing zoo owner.

look its a jasper hoffman

by daddy salty July 16, 2021

Brett Hoffman

Also known as Dakotaz, DK or Dark.
A famous Twitch Streamer
Really nice, amazing sniper.

Wow, Brett Hoffman (Dakotaz) is really good at Fortnite!

by Twitch Users October 3, 2018

William Loyal Hoffman

He is the type of man that every woman really wants. He is a pure hunk of man. When women and men alike even get a glance they immediately fall in love. Also like he is super hot and should bang Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen.

Is that William Loyal Hoffman?

Yes we all are in love with him (kissy kissy)

by Hunky Man July 18, 2021

Max Hoffman

A 200Ib 11 year old kid who gets no bitches

Max Hoffman gets no hoes

by Maseyys December 22, 2021

Hoffman

Term used to describe a person or bureaucracy which is trying to cut, narrow or cap spending in human services.

Hoffman (verb) · Hoffmans (third person present) · Hoffmanned (past tense) · Hoffmanned (past participle) · Hoffmanning (present participle)

- to cut, slash, cap, or reduce funding in an essential government or other human services scheme which benefits disadvantaged people

'He had enough funding to live on, but they chucked a Hoffman at him.'

'That scheme was great until they Hoffmanned it.'

'Do as you're told, or I'll Hoffman your ass.'

by Some Kind of Superstar July 17, 2022