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gas station gun

A firearm that isn't the best in quality, basically something you can buy at a fucking gas station just like it's gas station sushi; usually found in the sub $200 - $350 range and they have known issues but are not limited to:
Light primer strikes
Iron sights falling off
Firing when dropped
Failure to feed
Failure to extract
Customer: Yo dawg you got that new Taurus G3 in the foudy caliber?

Gun shop employee: Yeah man they're really good for what they are, the best quality gas station guns that you can potentially buy.
by Cokeman234 August 5, 2021
mugGet the gas station gunmug.

gas station ready

Gas stations are open all hours of the day and night. You should have your head on a pivot because these places get robbed, you can be robbed , shot at or worse. To be Gas Station Ready one must be ready both physically and mentally to handle an attack . Long and short be prepared, be in shape and be ready to run, hide or fight!
Man Coach Mike Vrabel looks like he’s Gas Station Ready ! He’s a big dude, athletic and seems like he knows how to handle a situation.Bad guys would Not fair well rolling up on him!
by King Yamayama April 11, 2024
mugGet the gas station readymug.

Gas Station

Saudi Arabia is the largest gas station in the world.
by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022
mugGet the Gas Stationmug.

gas station sushi

Something you get before
1. there being a roofie in the sushi
2. blacking out
3. waking up in a sewer
4. being surrounded by fish
5. horny fish
6. you know what that means
FISH!
person 1: you, me, gas station, what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh! there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, horny fish! you know what that means!
FISH!
by ykwtmFISH! September 18, 2025
mugGet the gas station sushimug.

Gas Station Dick

Good sex that is given by a blue collar or part-time worker, typically who works in food service or at a gas station. Typically this man will have no aspirations, no professional skills, and minimal to no motivation for moving on in life.
Person 1: how was your date with Caleb?
Person 2: I wouldn’t call that a date—he wants to be a YouTuber. He was just some gas station dick.
by Fwigs April 29, 2024
mugGet the Gas Station Dickmug.

Gas Station Shooter

See definition for 'sewer rat'. "Someone that orders Fireball Shooters at a gas station". This person would also rob the gas station at gunpoint with or without a nerf gun painted black-tip.
JR: I'm drinking Fireball shooters.
Ruairi: Youre a gas station shooter.
JR: How?
Ruairi: You bought fireball at a gas station register?
by ThePkmnMaster69mmm March 3, 2022
mugGet the Gas Station Shootermug.

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