gas station gun

A firearm that isn't the best in quality, basically something you can buy at a fucking gas station just like it's gas station sushi; usually found in the sub $200 - $350 range and they have known issues but are not limited to:
Light primer strikes
Iron sights falling off
Firing when dropped
Failure to feed
Failure to extract
Customer: Yo dawg you got that new Taurus G3 in the foudy caliber?

Gun shop employee: Yeah man they're really good for what they are, the best quality gas station guns that you can potentially buy.
by Cokeman234 August 05, 2021
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Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.
Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
by CommanderCumLord January 03, 2022
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Gas station girl

1. The type of girl that a guy needs to be in a relationship with, when the guy is so insecure that he needs a girl that will take all of his orders.
That guy is so bossy, the only kind of girl that will ever live with him is a gas station girl!
by jchad November 23, 2010
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Gas Station Shooter

See definition for 'sewer rat'. "Someone that orders Fireball Shooters at a gas station". This person would also rob the gas station at gunpoint with or without a nerf gun painted black-tip.
JR: I'm drinking Fireball shooters.
Ruairi: Youre a gas station shooter.
JR: How?
Ruairi: You bought fireball at a gas station register?
by ThePkmnMaster69mmm March 04, 2022
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gas station biscuit

I wake up and get me a gas station biscuit
Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew - Florida Georgia Line
by GullibleOne October 13, 2020
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Gas station hoe

When someone is not loyal to a specific gas station or gas station company
“You’re nothing but a gas station hoe, I’ve seen you purchasing gas across the street at marathon, you can no longer buy gas from Sunoco anymore. Sorry John”.
by tommymccauley February 05, 2020
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gas station roulette

Going with a group of friends to a gas station (or convenience store) and purchasing each other 1 drink, 1 snack (usually chips), and 1 dessert discreetly. Then, you all come together as a group and try your snack combination and typically rate it out of 10.
"Hey Jason! We're playing gas station roulette tonight. You're buying for Gavin."
by thedepressedjester April 13, 2022
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