felt tipped

Its when one, by unfortunate circumstances, either pierces the tissue paper or holds the tissue to far forward whilst wiping ones anus resulting in one having brown coloured fingers with brown tissuey felt stuck to the end.
John: Ah, for fuck sake Dave, I felt tipped my fingers again!

Dave: Yeah alright mate! Wash your nails before you finger jenny.
by JJPno.1 October 03, 2013
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How she felt

Hym "How she felt is 'full of a mental retard's dick.' THAT'S how she felt. THIS is how I felt because THIS is what was already happening and if it doesn't end with me retiring early because I was give the credit and money I deserve for creating AI it's going to end with someone's kid getting stabbed in a gas station. You don't know or care how she felt and you're lucky I'm not making you choose between her and one of your kids because the last time I saw her would have been the last time someone saw there kid."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2025
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Felt

fondle someone for one's own sexual stimulation.
He felt her up, groping her body for his own perverse pleasure, making her uncomfortable.
by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025
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felts

the plural of felt
new moriah elizabeth word
i got some tread and felts
by moriah-elizabethfan September 12, 2020
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felt

a kind of cloth made by rolling and pressing wool or another suitable textile
Tonight while i was watching an Ansari stand up, i felt you so near. It was beautiful but also sad because you're not here with me where you should be.
by Krkič November 12, 2019
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Felt

Felt, seeing thick and thin.
A large ass, a small waist and proportionate breast.
Damn she felt
(Buhnda and a small waist)
by Officer Dez December 08, 2022
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Felt

Yourself, who you are as an individual. Feelings related to oneself and how you feel as an individual
You look felt girl.

I felt that
You’re felt, hugs
by Lala9282 April 26, 2023
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