Clanking

The skill off being able to beat your meat whilst clapping in appreciation at the good porn you are watching.

Mark cames 1st in the national clanking championship last week.

by Bigforeheadboy October 31, 2019

CLANK CLANK

the sound the internet makes when you make a new memecoin

man, she just went CLANK CLANK and the meme was born!

by lobstersssss March 18, 2025

Clank

-verb-
Clanking is fucking a robot.

I want to CLANK Toy Chica so badly
Me, you, CLANKING ALL DAY

by Dog In Boat, Doggo November 19, 2023

Clanking

Clanking is the action of having sexual intercourse with an animatronic, such as freddy fazbear for example. People who participate in doing this can be referred to as clankcels or clankmaxxers.

I clanked last night man.
That clankcel be clankmaxxing fr fr.
That clanking session was absolutely insane man.

by Clankcelled clankmaxxer December 31, 2023

clank

"Clank" is a word to describe an awkward situation.

As a noun, it can be used as a word for "awkward situation(s)"

"I'm not going to the party, I would clank up a storm."
*in this case, the speaker doesn't want go go to the party because they believe
they'd make it awkward*

"What's with all that clank, man?"
*could be used after friend has an embarrassing conversation with a girl he likes?

by Karl_1999 April 27, 2024

clank-clank

slang for penis

Yo, she got all up on my clank-clank and i was bout to blo brotha

by robin farrell III May 21, 2010

Get Clanked

When you file a ticket in customer support and you get the obvious AI assistant rigmarole of solutions that have never helped anyone.

Person 1: Dude, I just emailed Discord customer support about an issue I am having.
Person 2: Oh? And how did that go?
Person 1: I got a bunch of automated responses.
Person 2: Get clanked!

by TheMadShahaz August 21, 2025