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Guitars in the Basement

A term originated in 2008 meaning a repetitive nostalgia of unrealized dreams to the point that it seems a little sad.
That guy talks about that final touchdown from 1998 all the time. He has guitars in his basement.

He's not a rockstar. He works at Kinkos. He definitely has some guitars in the basement!
by carlos_santana August 2, 2009
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there's a midget in the basement

having a tiny penis.
girl #1: Hey, how was your date with Jim?

girl #2: Not good. There's a midget in the basement.
by Tessie H. October 11, 2010
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Basement Bath

When you are brought out of your slumber by your cruncle's knuckle children flying in your general direction. Must happen while sleeping on the couch in the basement.
"bro, I called the cops on my cruncle because he gave me a Basement Bath when I wasn't looking"
"I was asked if I wanted to take a shower, I had no idea I was gonna take a basement bath"
by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021
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Flooding the Basement

Arousing a woman to the point of her getting wet, and then leaving without any sort of intercourse/sexual relief.
I got a call that uber eats was here right as we were about to get down. I was really hungry, so I dipped. Sorry for flooding the basement.
by DB0913 November 23, 2018
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Basement Baby

1. A deranged relative of a celebrity kept under locks by said celebrity's family and agents. See Solange Knowles for an example.

2. A dude or a chick you are hooking up with on the side, but you might have a main bitch you are trying to keep or else you are looking for some other ass because that dude/chick just ain't cutting it. Thus, you make them your basement baby, hidden from view but still an easy, accessible lay.
Joe won't kiss me in public, I think he's trying to make me his basement baby.

Yo, Beth is hot and all but her personality sucks ass, probably gonna make her a basement baby.
by Edith Wharton April 13, 2011
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mom's basement

I live in my mom's basement
by need help March 8, 2022
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Pain Basement

This is what a dive bar turns into when you reach a level of intoxication where liqour tastes like water and bartenders will overserve you until you are in a personal hurt locker.
It looks like Ryan stayed in the pain basement a bit to long last night and woke up hugging the toilet.

We are forever calling "The Recovery Room" the Pain Basement. No one has ever recovered anything but herpes there.
by TRCLAMS April 18, 2010
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