Twixing

A retarded way tricking someone. Referring to the popular candy bar Twix

I just Twixed my wife into signing the divorce papers.
Example here uses Twixing in the past form as in the word tricked.

by ProffesionalTwixer November 20, 2020

dog's twix

A perfectly straight log, given birth to by man's best friend. A prime example of a textbook dog egg

Haha, look over there! It's a dog's twix on a brick... Only thing it's missing is a wrapper

by Superbike2 September 15, 2019

front twix

Penis. Dong. Johnson. Pud.

I asked her if she wanted the left or right twix. She said "Neither. I want the front twix tonight baby."

by FrontTwix October 21, 2017

Twixing

When you ear fuck someone and use the wax as a lubricant for anal, in which by mixing the ear wax and shit acquired through anal, you create a Twix bar.

“Yo y’all Twix last night??”
“Yea that shit was sweet, twixing is my favorite”

by TheAguirres November 7, 2018

Twixing

An act that is undertaken by two people. When one person sits on the lap of a person who is already seated upon a toilet.
When in position, both parties defecate. The person who is seated "on top" defecates between the legs of the already defecating person.

Thus giving the appearance of a Twix hanging into the toilet basin.

Howay, let me in the bog I am desperate for a shite. I don't mind twixing with ya.

by Mr Ippon August 1, 2018

Twix Prick

Twix Prick: Male genitalia in a deformed or otherwise strange shape. Looking like or having the characteristics of the chocolate bar Twix.

Hey, did you see that flasher on Queen Street last night?

Yeah, that nigra had a twix prick.

I hear Summers boyfriend has a twix prick, it's like two pricks in one, AND its chocolate coloured!

by King Ceri June 7, 2009

Three Twixes

When three men have sexual intercourse and get faeces on their genitals.

"Did you have a threesome Gary?"
"Aye, we looked like three twixes!"

by CrazyCandy444 May 3, 2022