YouTube Olympics

The act of leaping from the couch and sprinting to the computer every ten minutes to click the next part of the movie your watching on YouTube. Speed is essential for this maneuver or else the next clip may be lost in the black abyss and you unintentionally start to watch some fat kid body popping. Extreme YouTube Olympians may opt for 3 minute clips for the rush.
'Ah i've just settled down with a curry in my fetid yellow Y fronts safe from exercise and now i can watch the third part of From Justin to Kelly. Shit! Ruunn! There goes the bastard curry on the cat, sweaty clicking time. Its the YouTube Olympics!!!'
by DocFlox July 27, 2009
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Death-Olympics

When a group of friends run at a drug dealers hide out whilst shouting their name, the one who makes its the closest wins, but often gets beaten up.
Robbie: Hey, look at those drug dealers in their hide out over there, wanna' game of death-olympics?
Others: Yeah Sure
Robbie: Yeah I'm the winner you cowards! Oh shit they've got pen-knifes!
by jack lawrence December 07, 2007
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shitting olympics

the shitting olympics is an event where great shitters from around the globe enter there shitting exploits via email in hope of winning gold medals in events such as "the bowl splatter""shitting baseball"(where the aim is to spray out of the playfield" "diving"(the aim is to make as little splash as possible)
"silence comes across the crowd as young nightingale from australia goes in for the bowl spray gold medal....look at his backward and forward rocking motion ladies and gentlemen...he rocks back then forward then back then forward on his final approach...he gets lift off he sprays!!!!ITS HIT THE BACK WALL!!!!!HE HAS SHATTERED THE RECORD!!!!!!!ITS PANDOMONIUM HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!another shitting olympics magic moment bought to you by sorbent and nescafe old gold coffee
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Whining Olympics

Fighting for the "good" of minorities on behalf of those who do not asked for it, escalating the situation and making it much worse.

Unjustly forcing rules on the society.

Common keys are emotional exaggeration, cancel culture, playing the race cards, banning products, media, opposition, religions and conservatism, making movements with one simple goal and forcing other agenda in the process etc.
Overall whining about your own truth until it's true for everybody. Ignoring anything else.
If you want to help those people just go and actually do something because this looks like whining olympics for me. Yo can't make others to do it for you.
by AlennGK February 21, 2021
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Mallard Olympics

A series of physical competitions between ducks.
by frankson1234 January 17, 2012
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microwave olympics

When you do every job you can before your microwavable food is done
by merciless_blade February 09, 2014
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vocal olympics

Where a singer shows off by unnecessarily singing runs up and down. A style popularized by American Idol.
Did you hear that bastardized version of the national anthem sung at the game last night? She was doing vocal olympics!
by Phattiness February 01, 2014
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