Chuck a nan

To do a random weird act in order to please a higher power and hence getting someone you want to fall in love with you. e.g. pull a huge tutu over your head and screaming as loud as you can in a public setting.

Last time I chucked a nan was on Megan, not sure if it’ll work on you though. - chuck a nan.

by sucktoeseveryday March 12, 2022

nans balls

definition of being a pussy,

stop being like my nans balls and do it

by nansballs April 30, 2022

Bet-nan

A Nan, or Gran, who doesn't mind gambling her family's lives away, she will do anything for a good bet.

"who's got the bet-Nan?"

"you, you illiterate fuck"

by reece cotterill November 6, 2019

Mi nan

British way of saying my grandmother.

Don't you fokin talk about mi nan ever again

by Furry Balls June 30, 2020

Ya nan

THE ULTIMATE COMEBACK AND INSULT

It’s like ‘ur mom’ but ‘ya nan’- it is a better comeback than ‘no u’ which honestly I would’ve never thought existed- It can also be used as an ‘ur mom’

Ya nan also rolls off the tongue

Bob: u ugly
Jefff: ya nan
Bob: *fucking dies*

by Ur mom is a milf September 23, 2021

Nans Omelette

When you trust a fart a bit too much after having some food of a dubious nature causing a shart if you will, this could be from some horrendous cooking by a family member such as your Nans Omelette

Christ I trusted that one a bit too much, its caused me to Nans Omelette my undercrackers, strife not again

by The Brownado January 7, 2019

Ram that nan

When your enjoying a tasty Indian meal and someone complained it was too hot!

"This curries too spicy for me"
"Ho! Ram that Nan!"

by BigAndo November 29, 2015