lincoln log

poop...TURNED TO STONE

Alex dropped a lincoln log so hard that the plumbers had to come.

by wen boi M!0 May 28, 2017

Lincoln Continental

A pimp's ride. Especially the Continental's from the 60's.

See above - "We did it in the rental, Lincoln Continental" - B.I.G.

by Jordan Rishel August 17, 2004

Baberham Lincoln

Movie reference
Wayne's World

Used when defining a lady who is a babe.

Garth: If she were a president, she would be Baberham Lincoln.

I'm voting for Baberham Lincoln.

by Elysian Wheels November 2, 2010

baberaham lincoln

A noun meaning "Total babe," also used as an adjective to describe an incredibly hot girl.

"If you were a president, you'd be Baberaham Lincoln!"
"Dude, look at that Baberaham Lincoln girl over there!"

by sdb2404 February 8, 2005

gaybraham lincoln

Used in reference to Abraham Lincoln, the sixteenth president of the United States, who dabbled in homosexuality. Early in life he wrote a poem about marrying a boy. Noted relationships with Joshua Fry Speed, including a four year living arrangement by which the two shared a bed. Also, his wife was a dog. She was fugly. Much debate among scholars, but he was gay.

Gaybraham Lincoln was gayer than Perez Hilton.

by Samantha Knows December 26, 2007

Abraham Lincoln

Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

My girlfriend looked very presidential after I gave her an Abraham Lincoln.

by Merc November 17, 2004

Lincoln, Maine

A stupid little hick-town in a stupid little hick-state. Famous for crappy cops who'll bust you for loitering (on a good day) but completely ignore a murder (i.e. that trucker who "had a heart attack" after being stabbed with a broken beer bottle in a parking lot. Died of "natural causes". bullshit.) The types of people in Lincoln are: for females; whores, prostitutes, sluts, alcoholics, and stoners. for males; douchebags, dicks, man-whores, broke-ass slobs, and, again, alcoholics and stoners, with the occasional crack-cocaine addict.

The new girl's from Lincoln, Maine
Yeah, I heard she only left because her dad murdered some guy and she's pregnant.
What?? She's a freshman!
And? She's from Lincoln.

by thathonestbitch December 12, 2010