Insinuating that you're about to drop a mother load of info that will either completely blow your mind, piss someone off, or make someone upset in a regretful way that makes you actually want to open a bottle of Kraken instead.
Example 1: Jenny hears Bertha talking about something scandalous that's making her nervous because she's about to lose something dear to her. Jenny then falls off the wagon unexpectedly, and says, "Sorry Bertha, but I'm about to release the Kraken." Then she tells Bertha about facts she overheard or knows. Bertha then has a sudden heart attack and dies.
Example 2: Jenny and Bertha are having a joint. Bertha mentions something disturbing in the conversation that makes Jenny "Release the Kraken," or in other words, Jenny then loses her mind and wigs the fuck out because she suspected something bad about it for a long time before the conversation.
Example 2: Jenny and Bertha are having a joint. Bertha mentions something disturbing in the conversation that makes Jenny "Release the Kraken," or in other words, Jenny then loses her mind and wigs the fuck out because she suspected something bad about it for a long time before the conversation.
by BWitched January 8, 2022
Get the Release the Krakenmug. Name of a sea monster that's been sighted along the coast of Norway,
Which appears in ancient myths as cthulhu mythos,
Also appearing in the legend of Perseus.
Son of Hades.
Aliases: the drowned god, kraken codm, gae lord
Which appears in ancient myths as cthulhu mythos,
Also appearing in the legend of Perseus.
Son of Hades.
Aliases: the drowned god, kraken codm, gae lord
Being defined as a sea creature.
Miney is cute, replied smoke
"Back off , he's mine ; replied kraken
Miney is cute, replied smoke
"Back off , he's mine ; replied kraken
by Kraken YT October 28, 2020
Get the Krakenmug. The act of sending nudes while sitting on the toilet and going poop.
Poop synonym: releasing the kraken
Poop synonym: releasing the kraken
OMG Gina; my first date with Mohammad was magical. I sent him Kraken sexts while prepping for my colonoscopy because he made me feel so special.
by MaxHardcore69 October 8, 2025
Get the Kraken sextsmug. Name of a sea monster that's been sighted along the coast of Norway,
Which appears in ancient myths as cthulhu mythos,
Also appearing in the legend of Perseus.
Son of Hades.
Aliases: the drowned god, kraken codm, gae lord
Which appears in ancient myths as cthulhu mythos,
Also appearing in the legend of Perseus.
Son of Hades.
Aliases: the drowned god, kraken codm, gae lord
Being defined as a sea creature.
Miney is cute, replied smoke
"Back off , he's mine ; replied kraken
Miney is cute, replied smoke
"Back off , he's mine ; replied kraken
by Kraken YT October 28, 2020
Get the Krakenmug. by Kitqwq February 21, 2022
Get the Krakeningmug. "Kraken somebody" refers to the kinky act of a Kraken or related species to use tentacles in a raughty manner.
by Orphic ichor December 18, 2024
Get the Kraken Somebodymug. New Auzzie wake up cocktail:
1x large coffee mug
1x 50ml Shot of Kraken Black Cherry or to desired strength depending on depression level
Desired amount of Coffee, milk and sugar
1x large coffee mug
1x 50ml Shot of Kraken Black Cherry or to desired strength depending on depression level
Desired amount of Coffee, milk and sugar
by adzy88 October 3, 2025
Get the Kraken Coffee Cherrymug.