a fat knot

a huge wad of cash, a bankroll

hit that nigga up for a fat knot

by bishop December 30, 2004

taking the knot

in bestiality, the act of being completely penetrated vaginally, orally, or anally by an animal such as a dog

The dog mounted the woman from behind and thrusted it's penis deep inside the woman's vagina, taking the knot with great ease.

by 1337C|233P April 30, 2006

ballon knot

the ballon knot is a term for the anus

"i pulled out of her ballon knot then stuffed it in her mouth"

by cornfed666 January 26, 2006

knot head

(A) A person who has trouble thinking in a logical progression. this is usually caused by a profound amount of circular reasoning tying their brain into a knot.
(B) A dumb ass

That Knot Head Smerman is trying to figure out how to use the urinal again. last time he pissed his pants before he figured it out.

by Bo Snagley November 10, 2008

dick in a knot

When a male gets overly anxious about an event. Similar to a woman "getting her panties in a bunch".

John: OMG, this is a complete disaster! What am I going to do?
Jude: Settle down man, don't get your dick in a knot.

by Betty C and Betty Jo February 26, 2008

mahogany knot

1. Mr. Anus!
2. Your turd cutter, tar star, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.
3. Term describing an idividual's sphincter that is a nice shade of brown, with a hint of redness. Kinda like devil's food cake.
4. An individuals corn hole who suffers from acute exhaust burn.

I heard the pygmy bushmen of the African plains have the most splendid mahogany knots!

by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005

Captain Knots

Being a uptight bastard or bitch.

Get a load of this guy, thinks he owns the place, thinks he's Captain Knots.

by Torsoboy01 April 22, 2010