Gonk

A word usually said between online conversations to confuse the people who are talking and make them stop. Can be used when you don't like what the people are talking about.

User no. 1: Hey dude, do you hate cacti?
User no. 2: Yeah. There's a guy who's always talking about cacti. It's real cringe and annoying.
You: Gonk

by Giant Wonker December 11, 2020

Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzlet

An Ohioan Gonk Rizzlet that is has an insatiable Gyatt, along with a Zesty side of Mega Ziggy Beeber.

Shawn, you're such an Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzlet.

by When the ziggy December 10, 2023

Gonk

Bruno Bundey

Omg beth got with bruno he’s such a gonk!

He/She is such a gonk

by jefhwiwhrhs37482819 November 12, 2022

Gonk

The sound a legendary god, The Gonk Droid, worshipped by millions, makes.

Gonk. Gonk. Gonk gonk. Gonk.

by Dork Maul August 21, 2019

Gonk Boys

Boys from algonquin high school in northboro, massachusetts. Mostly consists of white people.

Person 1: Should I ask out jeremy?
Person 2: Of course you should, Gonk Boys are the hottest.

by Fitlookinswag December 3, 2020

Gonk

v.
1. to sleep/to attempt to sleep
2. to log off (of the computer) for the night

Can be used as an exclamation with "good" placed before it.

Ella: "I'm gonna gonk."
John: "Good gonk!"

by SinkCat August 14, 2024

Gonked

Being so messed up you think you are on Venus.

Dude I’m so Gonked I’m on Venus.

by Преп December 31, 2020