Gonk

The sound a legendary god, The Gonk Droid, worshipped by millions, makes.

Gonk. Gonk. Gonk gonk. Gonk.

by Dork Maul August 21, 2019

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A Pom Pom or furry ball, often a key ring or accessory.

by Junkiebum January 20, 2018

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A Christmas ornament, or a person who does stupid things usually without realising

'How much would 100kg of water weigh?
'Oh my god. You gonk'

by blue bakugan August 13, 2021

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He has a gonk.

by catmaster18 April 21, 2021

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To hit or strike someone with a karate chop, typically on the top of the head. Often done in a humorous fashion.

I'm gonna gonk you if you don't shut up.

Dang, he got gonked!

Did you see Ted gonk that guy? Dude didn't get back up.

by thehomiesthomie November 01, 2022

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v.
1. to sleep/to attempt to sleep
2. to log off (of the computer) for the night

Can be used as an exclamation with "good" placed before it.

Ella: "I'm gonna gonk."
John: "Good gonk!"

by SinkCat August 14, 2024

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One person in particular: pays women to have sex with him whilst his girlfriend is at home: also drinks alcohol daily and has a receding hairline

by Ehoknows80 July 15, 2020

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