Gas Station Anal Beads

Gas Station Anal Beads are defined as nerd ropes due to them being available at gas stations and its similarity to the length and proportions of anal beads. Usually they are inserted into the anal cavity and then eaten out by the inserter.
Guy 1: "We went to the gas station earlier"
Guy 2: "Did you pick up Gas Station Anal Beads?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, used them as intended."
by CommanderCumLord January 2, 2022
mugGet the Gas Station Anal Beadsmug.

Gas station hoe

When someone is not loyal to a specific gas station or gas station company
“You’re nothing but a gas station hoe, I’ve seen you purchasing gas across the street at marathon, you can no longer buy gas from Sunoco anymore. Sorry John”.
by tommymccauley February 5, 2020
mugGet the Gas station hoemug.

Gas station taco

Dirty prostitute cooch that you find in a dirty gas station ,truck stop or dirty stall.
I’m not feeling to well..... that gas station taco did a number on me!

Why does your breath smell like gas station taco?
by Delectablydelicious February 2, 2021
mugGet the Gas station tacomug.

Gas station girl

1. The type of girl that a guy needs to be in a relationship with, when the guy is so insecure that he needs a girl that will take all of his orders.
That guy is so bossy, the only kind of girl that will ever live with him is a gas station girl!
by jchad November 26, 2010
mugGet the Gas station girlmug.

gas station gun

A firearm that isn't the best in quality, basically something you can buy at a fucking gas station just like it's gas station sushi; usually found in the sub $200 - $350 range and they have known issues but are not limited to:
Light primer strikes
Iron sights falling off
Firing when dropped
Failure to feed
Failure to extract
Customer: Yo dawg you got that new Taurus G3 in the foudy caliber?

Gun shop employee: Yeah man they're really good for what they are, the best quality gas station guns that you can potentially buy.
by Cokeman234 August 5, 2021
mugGet the gas station gunmug.

Gas station

A place to get gas (not farts) or a friend of your enemy
“I’m outta gas let’s go to the gas station
“Uh oh the gas station is over there
by Hahakicked December 27, 2018
mugGet the Gas stationmug.

Share this definition