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smacker in the crapper

To ejaculate into a toilet
If he's not giving birth to a bum-baby in there then it's a case of "smacker in the crapper".
by Jebadiah June 19, 2004
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Gossip Crapper

(1): Mainly young teenage girls although sometimes guys that go in small groups and gossip about the people around them not caring for their feelings at all

(2): a bathroom that girls go to to gossip in to get some "Privacy"

(3): Someone with dirty gossip or blackmail
(1) "Ommggg did you hear that Daniel is going out with Erika?! like omg they are like such a good matchhhh!! but I heard he was totally checking out Nicole oh it's SO DeLiCIoUs!" this is something a gossip crapper would say

(2)"Ugh guuuyyysss lets go into the bathroom I want some privacy I don't wanna talk about my life in the hallway

(3)" Gahh I hear Heather has blackmail of Brendon I'm so curious!"
by Olivre March 9, 2007
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capper crapper

A handicapped bathroom. Sometimes used to fuck because of the immense room compared to regular bathroom stalls.
by Kevster March 19, 2003
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waffle crapper

An amazingly beautiful, and attractive woman. Coined by Adam Carolla, on the late night radio show Love Line.
Damn, that girl's such a waffle crapper i'd suck on her daddy's dick.
by Devin Ray November 8, 2005
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crapper attacker

Male by nature but prefers to launch his rocket into the brown star.
If a dude stares at your junk he is probably a crapper attacker.
by a66mack November 8, 2009
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Strawberry Crapper

A girl who's actions are disgusting, infringing on your personal rights, or with a sense of undeserved entitlement but forgivable because she is attractive. Mostly applies to eating your food or touching your belongings.
That waitress took a drink from my coke before she brought it to me. Good thing she's a strawberry crapper or I'd be pissed.
by Vetisthewicked August 27, 2010
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Sandbox crapper

A person who who enters a project you are working on and messes it up.
Bad news, we just got a sandbox crapper to help us get back on schedule.
by Coolish it is March 16, 2016
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