Beans in the trunk

When you jam your cock up a girl's ass.

Yo, Lachanda. Lemme put my beans in the trunk, girl.

by Rufino Jay November 27, 2009

Beans in the Chili

The act of getting one's balls into someone's asshole.

"And then I put my beans in the chili"

by donnishdirt April 20, 2010

beans above the frank

to take one balls and penis and twist them clockwise so that the balls end up above the penis. Great for parties

I was sitting at home bored so I went to the mirror and put the beans above the frank!

by mezkicksass December 13, 2007

The Red Jelly Beans

what my psychiatrist made me promise to stop eating

Ill let u figure out what they are

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Beans in the crockpot

Drank a lot of beer night before, stomach hurting bad. Got the shits, but have a chub growing in my pants. Roll your chick over, take some cream cheese and fuck her back door. As youre about to shoot your load, quickly drop the beer shit in her mouth. Then blow your wad right on top. Thus simulating a bowl of chili with warm sour cream on top.

Dude, my chick was looking hot this morning. But I had the beer shots bad. So I fucked her and finished with a “beans in the crockpot”. It was haaaaaard

by The evil doctor December 21, 2019

Beans in the can

When you flip a bitch over and shove your nuts in her ass.

"Why is Jenna so pissed off today?"

"Because Jon surprised her with some beans in the can."

by King Dubya May 13, 2005

Beans in the Wall

An annoying show for little kids you can watch on YouTube. It features a blue guy with a beanie with a pompom on it, some glasses guy who… surprise mf! Has never been on a bus before, some Uniqua from backyardigans looking ass, some girl who wears running equipment and rain boots, some guy who thinks he’s so cool because his name is Jack, he wears a baseball cap, and he skateboards (although the only cool jack is laughing jack), and some 3-year-old baby who believes she can visit stars.

Person 1: Beans in The Wall is a stupid baby show!
Person 2: But I like that show.
Person 1: Listen here, Boris. Like it and I’m not your friend anymore.
Person 2: I’ll be good.

by ProudPansexual February 14, 2023