1%

What someone texts you if their phone is on one percent, they can't get to a charger, and they are nice enough to inform you why they won't be potentially texting you. Could also be used as an excuse not to text someone.

"What are you doing next weekend?"

"1%"

by ill.matic_ September 8, 2015

-1

The phrase ¨-1¨ refers to points in a game or quiz. Deducted points from something.

If he has fluffy hair that is -1

by Nozo123456 February 4, 2022

1+1

1+1 = -2
Because:

1+1 = sqrt((1+1)^2)
sqrt((1+1)^2) = sqrt(2^2)
sqrt(2^2) = sqrt(4)
sqrt(4) = sqrt(-2^2)
sqrt(-2^2) = -2

This is because:

-2^2 = 4

1+1 is sooo not two. it's -2!

by Tepel October 25, 2006

1

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

'Cause 1 is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

by fonglet December 24, 2007

1

Why in the living fuck did you search for '1' on Urban Dictionary? Did you have nothing else to do? Did you search up something inappropriate and your parent/guardian walked in? Either way I think it's pretty weird.

Wtf i can't believe you just searched for '1' on urban dictionary

by Inparsian July 5, 2020

1

12n

j1n

by cluttersbruv123 August 19, 2018

1

Great, you looked up the very first number on the keyboard. You must have no life.

1+1=2, if you are too dumb to even know this

by ponil April 12, 2020