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Tennessee bidet

When a large man from the Midwest spackles the porcelain and has no toilet paper he uses a hot tub in the southern states.
Kris had came to the conclusion that Mitch did a “Tennessee bidet” after his analysis of the crime scene of the bathroom.
by Freto5 March 21, 2021
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Tennessee Meat Wagon

A sex move that involves no fewer than eight men, no more than one woman, a wheelbarrow, and coonskin cap.
“Bro, why are you limping?”

“Man, idk... I think I hurt myself doing another Tennessee Meat Wagon last night.”
by Mr. Meat Wagon April 14, 2021
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9 ancestral tenets

Sarcastically used to refer to steroids. A reference to a fitness influencer named Liver King, who claimed to have achieved his physique 100% naturally by eating raw liver and following an ancestral lifestyle, when in reality he was taking over $10,000 of steroids per month.
CarnivoreDude37: "PUT THAT OATMEAL DOWN, YOU FUCKING PUSSIES!! YOU WEAKLINGS WILL NEVER BE AS STRONG AS ME, UNLESS YOU EAT ONLY BULL'S BALLS AND TAKE MY OFFICIAL CARNIVORE DUDE SUPPLEMENTS, NOW ONLY $199.99!!"
Bob: "Sounds like a scam! No matter how often you lift, no one can get *that* big, unless they're also following the 9 ancestral tenets."
by UltraFitness January 16, 2023
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Tennessee Road Rash

When you are nailing a seasoned veteran woman from behind, aka doggie style (look up if needed), and she is on all fours... in mid-thrust you grab or kick arms where her head falls to the ground and her forehead get a carpet or floor burn.
by StillFly April 20, 2009
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William Tennent High School

A wild school that’s filled with thots who think that they’re all that when irl they re just some side hoe and fuckboys who think that just because they throw up gang signs in pictures that they’re tough shit. The school is lowkey the worst thing on earth.
William Tennent High School is terrible
by Chlorine xoxo October 30, 2017
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Tennessee Helicopter

A sex position in which the woman spins around on the man's dick on the back of a pickup truck.
After the football game, Sally and Jeff made a Tennessee helicopter in celebration of the Titans' win.
by Toilet Mike July 8, 2016
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Tender Tennessee Christmas

Tender Tennessee Christmas is a great Christmas song by Alabama. It tells of how the singer prefers a Christmas in Tennessee over a place where he actually has snow.

By the way Country music is not for inbreds so go fuck yourself bitch. Country is the future of the music industry and you will learn to respect it
Country Music Rules. Rap Sucks donkey balls. Tender Tennessee Christmas is a great song.
by Brian Edwards December 11, 2007
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