Ashley Simpson

the act of lip synching

she pulled an Ashley Simpson

by Mr Twirly July 15, 2008

sympaticus simplex

"sympaticus simplex" is a trem coined by NNF to describe a girl who's drop-dead-gorgeous but has very simple view of the world, speaks in simple lines and has simple tastes in life in general, but that's what makes her so attractive.

She'll always be a sympaticus simplex to me.
She's gorgeous, but she's a sympaticus simplex.
She can do whatever she wants but she'll always stay a sympaticus simplex.

by NNF November 21, 2010

sympathy fishing

Sort of like self pitty, but more like the act of faking to hate oneself and expecting to get peoples sympathy.

Karl: I hate myself i am such a stupid person *thinks that he is smart for sympathy fishing*
Person:no your not you are awesome and smart.
Karl: *evil smile*

by lukadude June 20, 2015

symphomy

When the person playing Alexander Hamilton can't say the word "symphony", he uses this instead

America...you great unfinished symphomy, you sent for me!

by Domo1016 May 23, 2016

Simpslapped

When Tyra jamelle Moore (that's a man by the way) belittles his youtube moderators to extort money from them

Tyra simpslapped his moderator

by Shiddy gang March 16, 2020

Blowjay Simpson

The act of giving oral sex while wearing leather gloves. When finished, you throw away the glove you caught the load with.

I was wondering why my girlfriend had a copy of “If I Did It” in her room, but when I saw her putting leather gloves on I knew I was about to get a Blowjay Simpson.

by Mark&Jeremy April 4, 2018

seminary simps

boys who participate in an early morning class called seminary in which they act like simps for the girls. They will all actively deny their simp-ness while continuing to perform simplike behaviors.

Chad: woah did you see all those boys being a mega simp?
Analise: yeah those are my friends, they're seminary simps

by yayayeeticus March 6, 2020