the teacher that basically doesn't check the lesson plan before the lesson and gives 0 fucks about your adhd and just tells you to listen better. the most annoying humans to ever walk this planet. Also they address you by your name and tell you to do better because this isn't you but really it is you and your god dam adhd.
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