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Starbuck's

Starbuck's: A coffee shop or cafe which likes to make its money by making other coffe shops go out of business.
plan: make a starbuck on each corner of the street the enemy coffee shop is on. All three coffee shops do badly, but because Starbuck's is a multi-million dollar company, the other shop goes bankrupt first, leaving Starbuck's to reap all the customers, and inevitably, benifets.
outcome: Starbuck's on pretty much every corner in every city with coffee shops
"hey do u wanna go 2 Starbuck's somewere"
"sure, wot abt that 1... ro that 1... or there's 1 over there... heres 1"

Starbuck's are taking over, there is no escape
by random bulldog August 5, 2004
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Starbucks

A large coffee franchise that only sells fair trade coffee when requested, has sucky atmosphere, and has ruined the art of true espresso with it's fast-food style espresso machines. I put them in the same league as McDonald's McCrapfe. Not only do they use similarly crappy machines, McDonald's sells Seattle's Best drip coffee, which is now owned by Starbucks as well. Seeing a connection here? Also, they monopolize on the masses of people (who I don't blame) who think sugary, watered down coffee is what good espresso should taste like. I daresay if they had a decent espresso drink, it would rock their world.
Friend 1: "Want to go to Starbucks?"
Friend 2: "Fuck you."
by joanofarcadia232323 January 7, 2011
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Starbucks

Is a chain of coffee shops across America, Canada, and any other country that can afford coffe.

Often, some people may also refer to it as "Fourbucks" coffee. Obviously because of the cost of the coffe.
1. I went to Starbucks and damn was the coffee there nice.

2. I went to Starbucks and fuck did I ger ripped off, better going to Country Style.
by ibleed4fun August 28, 2005
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starbucks

A quiet wonderful coffee shop found on every corner of every street in every suburban town.
Im going to starbuck... (walks to the nearest street corner)
by fancythat May 13, 2005
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Starbucks

A place where white girls or white girl wannabes go to drink caffeinated drinks and eat pastries it’s basically the white girl hang out spot after shopping in the mall for three hours
Olivia: I can’t take this anymore I’m carrying too many bags
Karen:let’s go to Starbucks
Abena:Bitch nope!

Navdeep: Hell no!

Sakura: Lets grab some bubble tea!!

White girl Squad: No Starbucks hoe!
by JaeTrash May 6, 2018
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Starbucks

Intergalactic warfare between evolved bucks (bid deer) and humans. The subdivision 9 of the Alienwarfare sports association. Bucks throw stars across the galaxy just to have some fun watching planets explode. The sports team has been first place at dominating planets since 1978. These bucks get money for the team from selling coffee on all sorts of planets for the "white ones" they call the consumers. Mainly Earth where the bucks came from.
I'm not drinking that Shitty Starbucks coffee! I don't like the Starbucks Sports Team!
by RageQuittingDick March 28, 2015
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Starbucks

Hang out where white girls text their friends, gossip, hang out, live, watch vine and youtube and do homework.
"Lets go to Starbucks."
"But my iPhone isn't done charging!"
by ello_its_emilia November 11, 2014
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